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Hey, Velcro Guy - when you're trying to unfasten that bag of yours, it's not quieter or less annoying if you do it bit by bit, pausing every few seconds to look around and make sure nobody is giving you the evil eye. In fact, that makes it infinitely worse. Don't punish everybody else because you made the decision to buy a craptastic bag with a velcro strap.

That is all.

Then again, these are a lot of fun:

i thought velcro bag was an unfortunate side effect of wearing a velcro fly?