RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome
Posted: November 26 08, 12:26 pm
So the other night, I had this surge of carpe diem when I saw that the ground was free of snow; I decided I'd bring the good ol' bicycle out of storage and go for a ride. It was something like 25 degrees out, but I figured as long as I threw on gloves and a hat I'd be fine.
About two-thirds of the way through my route, I started to get a really sharp pain downstairs. On top of being irritating, it legitimately hurt.
When I got home, I sat in the shower and covered it with a wash cloth... At this point I was really feeling some bad sensations. It felt like I had got stung or something! I had to the urge to piss, but it wasn't functioning so I just had to sit there. For a while I thought it was going to fall off.
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got till it's gone?
P.S. Luckily, I made a full recovery. But man... that was not fun.
About two-thirds of the way through my route, I started to get a really sharp pain downstairs. On top of being irritating, it legitimately hurt.
When I got home, I sat in the shower and covered it with a wash cloth... At this point I was really feeling some bad sensations. It felt like I had got stung or something! I had to the urge to piss, but it wasn't functioning so I just had to sit there. For a while I thought it was going to fall off.
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got till it's gone?
P.S. Luckily, I made a full recovery. But man... that was not fun.