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Turkey Bacon

Posted: November 9 08, 1:56 pm
by G. Keenan
Is not as good as real bacon. And it is incredibly salty.

Re: Turkey Bacon

Posted: November 9 08, 3:07 pm
by lukethedrifter
It's not as good as bacon?? The only thing bacon-like about turkey bacon is the name.

Re: Turkey Bacon

Posted: November 9 08, 3:36 pm
by InvincibleCakeEater
lukethedrifter wrote:It's not as good as bacon?? The only thing bacon-like about turkey bacon is the name.
Of course it's not as good as bacon. If it were as good as bacon, it would just be called "bacon."

Re: Turkey Bacon

Posted: November 9 08, 5:42 pm
by The Third Man
"________" is not as good as real bacon.
You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts.

Re: Turkey Bacon

Posted: November 10 08, 10:06 am
by cardinalkarp
The Third Man wrote:
"________" is not as good as real bacon.
You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts.
Fact of the day : the majority of GRB'ers don't agree w/ this

Re: Turkey Bacon

Posted: November 10 08, 10:07 am
by Popeye_Card
I like turkey bacon more than real bacon. At least eaten by itself.

Re: Turkey Bacon

Posted: November 10 08, 10:51 am
by TheoSqua
cardinalkarp wrote:
The Third Man wrote:
"________" is not as good as real bacon.
You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts.
Fact of the day : the majority of GRB'ers don't agree w/ this
Yes. I'd prolly go with the bacon.

Re: Turkey Bacon

Posted: November 10 08, 10:59 am
by lukethedrifter
TheoSqua wrote:
cardinalkarp wrote:
The Third Man wrote:
"________" is not as good as real bacon.
You can put anything in the blank and it will be true. Just about the only thing you could put in your mouth that would be enjoyable as bacon is a supermodel's breasts.
Fact of the day : the majority of GRB'ers don't agree w/ this
Yes. I'd prolly go with the bacon.
TIT

Re: Turkey Bacon

Posted: November 10 08, 11:09 am
by heyzeus
The only thing worse than turkey bacon is bacon bits. Ugh. Those things make you burp nasty for hours.

Re: Turkey Bacon

Posted: November 10 08, 11:21 am
by lukethedrifter
heyzeus wrote:The only thing worse than turkey bacon is bacon bits. Ugh. Those things make you burp nasty for hours.
I have trouble distinguishing between the taste of the turkey "bacon" and its cardboard packaging.