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I guess I'm the Halloween Grinch. I liked wearing a costume when I was a kid and getting my candy. But throughout high school, college, and my 20s, I have never enjoyed this holiday. There's some drama-mama backstory to a few halloweens I guess that's the source of it. But, that's irrelevant now. I don't know how many damned Octobers in a row people have come up to me and asked "DUDE WHAT ARE YA GONA BE FOR HALOWEENZ?! ARE YOU GOIN ON THAT BAR CRAWL? ARE YOU GOIN TO TODDS PARTY?!" I mean, I get it, there are chicks wearing slutty clothes. I can get that any night I want at a lame club. And I'm lazy, and I don't feel like spending money/creating/being creative about a costume.

Case in point: There's a show I want to see on the 1st, I was asking around if people wanted to go, and everydamned person said "Man, that's the day after Halloween. I'm staying in." or "Oh man I'm going to a Halloween Party that night, sorry!"

Screw you guys! Hell.

The only good part about it is that even the more conservative attractive women dress slutty. So it's a rare opportunity to see them half naked. But I'm not a fan of the process of coming up with and assembling a costume either.

I have too many ideas for costumes and not enough friends who want to dress up as my ideas.

docellis wrote:I have too many ideas for costumes and not enough friends who want to dress up as my ideas.

That's what your Marem is for.

cardsfansince82 wrote:

docellis wrote:I have too many ideas for costumes and not enough friends who want to dress up as my ideas.

That's what your Marem is for.

They may be fawning, but obedient they are not.

docellis wrote:I have too many ideas for costumes

What do you have?

I always wear my normal clothes and then make something up. Even when I was a kid I wasn't a big fan because I've never really liked candy and only like chocolate the few times I might crave it. Best part of Halloween now-a-days I'd say is South Park