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I love having a document shredder in my home office. I love shredding up bank statements, credit card statements, and all the hatemail I get from scorned past lovers. I love the sound it makes. I love watching the paper disappear down the shredder slot. I love the confetti that comes out the other end. I love taking the unidentifiable remnants to the recycling center.

Seems pretty easy to make you happy. Good for you. Continue shredding.

tothebeach08 wrote:Seems pretty easy to make you happy. Good for you. Continue shredding.

Its just as easy to piss him off, see his rant.

cardinalkarp wrote:

tothebeach08 wrote:Seems pretty easy to make you happy. Good for you. Continue shredding.

Its just as easy to piss him off, see his rant.

I decided that for each rant I post, I must post a corresponding rave. It is part of the yin-yang of GRB. But yes, I am an emotional sort.

I just bought a cross-cut shredder and I think the sound it makes is pretty funny. It almost sounds like it is munching on it as it takes the page slowly in. I do like the confetti it makes though. I think colored paper through it will make for a fine celebration should an occasion arise. But the kids can't know where it came from or every paper in the house will end up through it!

JCShutout wrote:

Not embarassed to admit that that's the first thing I thought of.


Did you know the voice that played him was the same as Uncle Phil in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?



True story.

i doubly approve of this rave.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SHREDDING

i would call my sports franchise the shredders, and have a picture like this as their logo: