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I was driving to work this morning when I see about 25 bike riders turn down the street I am about to turn down. I come up behind them, and not a one of them is in the rather large bike lane, they are all in the middle of my lane, so I have to go into the other lane to past these idiots in spandex. I was starting to get upset when I realized they were probably just a long lost group of the Tour de France who were sucked in to a rip in the time space continum only to ride on for eternity in search of the cosmic yellow jersey. I still yelled out my window to get there ****ing peloton a**es into the bike lane.

You should have registered a new username for this JoeyBomb.

You get bonus points if you nail the one with the yellow jersey -- points x5. Really adds up quickly then!

tscards wrote:You get bonus points if you nail the one with the yellow jersey -- points x5. Really adds up quickly then!

they all had yellow jersies on, I think someone cloned Lance Armstrong about 25 times.....

I have seen like individuals riding around North Phoenix in Yellow USPS jerseys and it makes me want to throw a stick in their spokes and scream I GOT YA LIVESTRONG RIGHT HERE while grabbing my crotch at them. Losers.