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I went to Target at lunch, my snack drawer is a little light, so I needed some snackage supplies. I come around the corner, and this little brunette is standing there, she is a Target employee and is talking with several other employees, she looks overt at me, our eyes meet, and she gives me coy little smile, and I smile back, then she looks away quickly slightly blushing. My day is suddenly a little brighter. I go to the register, and this HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT red head is working the register, she was talking to one of the other cashiers, stops in mid sentence and rushes back to her register to check me out. She starts scanning my Lays Stackers (awesome chips) and actually made a little meow or a mmmm sound and said, so, how is your day going? I say not bad, better now, she smiles really big and tells me she is due to get off work soon and then her day will be a lot better. I smiled and paid for my chips and Starbursts and she smiled back, and says “I hope to see you again soon.” As I am walking out of the store, I glance back, and she is still looking at me as I walk out the door. Wow, my day is made. I am a happily married man, and would never EVER cheat on my wife, but it is still a great confidence boost when a Woman “notices” you. I think too many women don’t really understand the power they have over a man. I know my wife rarely tells me if I look good (I know, maybe it is because I don’t) but when she does, it really makes my day!

You should have an imaginary threeway.

InvincibleCakeEater wrote:You should have an imaginary threeway.

Already have---- twice.

Pics, please.

Hot Cashier: "So, I see you like starbursts."
Wart: (blushing) "Well, yeah, I do. I've got a real sweet tooth."
Hot Cashier: "Oh, I bet you do."
Wart: "It's easily in my top three candies. A few stackers and some 'bursts and I'm good to go."
Hot Cashier: "I like to unwrap them and stack a couple together, and just, taste the different flavors on my tongue. I can't believe I'm saying this to a stranger!"
Wart: "Me too!"
Hot Cashier: "On the count of three, let's both say our favorite color."
1.. 2... 3..
(In unison): "PINK"
<giggles>
Wart: "I, I .. have to go now I guess."
Hot Cashier: "Will I ever see you again?"
Wart: "Maybe in another life."

haltz wrote:Hot Cashier: "So, I see you like starbursts."
Wart: (blushing) "Well, yeah, I do. I've got a real sweet tooth."
Hot Cashier: "Oh, I bet you do."
Wart: "It's easily in my top three candies. A few stackers and some 'bursts and I'm good to go."
Hot Cashier: "I like to unwrap them and stack a couple together, and just, taste the different flavors on my tongue. I can't believe I'm saying this to a stranger!"
Wart: "Me too!"
Hot Cashier: "On the count of three, let's both say our favorite color."
1.. 2... 3..
(In unison): "PINK"
<giggles>
Wart: "I, I .. have to go now I guess."
Hot Cashier: "Will I ever see you again?"
Wart: "Maybe in another life."

And then, the [expletive] begins.

haltz wrote:Hot Cashier: "So, I see you like starbursts."
Wart: (blushing) "Well, yeah, I do. I've got a real sweet tooth."
Hot Cashier: "Oh, I bet you do."
Wart: "It's easily in my top three candies. A few stackers and some 'bursts and I'm good to go."
Hot Cashier: "I like to unwrap them and stack a couple together, and just, taste the different flavors on my tongue. I can't believe I'm saying this to a stranger!"
Wart: "Me too!"
Hot Cashier: "On the count of three, let's both say our favorite color."
1.. 2... 3..
(In unison): "PINK"
<giggles>
Wart: "I, I .. have to go now I guess."
Hot Cashier: "Will I ever see you again?"
Wart: "Maybe in another life."

Classic.

haltz wrote:Hot Cashier: "So, I see you like starbursts."
Wart: (blushing) "Well, yeah, I do. I've got a real sweet tooth."
Hot Cashier: "Oh, I bet you do."
Wart: "It's easily in my top three candies. A few stackers and some 'bursts and I'm good to go."
Hot Cashier: "I like to unwrap them and stack a couple together, and just, taste the different flavors on my tongue. I can't believe I'm saying this to a stranger!"
Wart: "Me too!"
Hot Cashier: "On the count of three, let's both say our favorite color."
1.. 2... 3..
(In unison): "PINK"
<giggles>
Wart: "I, I .. have to go now I guess."
Hot Cashier: "Will I ever see you again?"
Wart: "Maybe in another life."

lmfao

G. Keenan wrote:

haltz wrote:Hot Cashier: "So, I see you like starbursts."
Wart: (blushing) "Well, yeah, I do. I've got a real sweet tooth."
Hot Cashier: "Oh, I bet you do."
Wart: "It's easily in my top three candies. A few stackers and some 'bursts and I'm good to go."
Hot Cashier: "I like to unwrap them and stack a couple together, and just, taste the different flavors on my tongue. I can't believe I'm saying this to a stranger!"
Wart: "Me too!"
Hot Cashier: "On the count of three, let's both say our favorite color."
1.. 2... 3..
(In unison): "PINK"
<giggles>
Wart: "I, I .. have to go now I guess."
Hot Cashier: "Will I ever see you again?"
Wart: "Maybe in another life."

lmfao

It is almost as if you were there......except the pink thing, everybody knows I favor yellow.

Let's see what we get when we run it through the BS Translator.

wart57 wrote:I went to Target at lunch, my snack drawer is a little light, so I needed some snackage supplies. I come around the corner, and this little brunette is standing there, she is a Target employee and is talking with several other employees, she looks overt at me, our eyes meet, and she gives me coy little smile, and I smile back, then she looks away quickly slightly blushing. A 4' 9", 200 lb gremlin with a Target vest pulled taught by her bulk looked at me. The other employees laughed a little behind her back. She smiled and I saw how shiny her tooth was. She blushed because her good eye thought I looked like her hot uncle. My day is suddenly a little brighter. I go to the register, and this HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT red head is working the register, she was talking to one of the other cashiers, stops in mid sentence and rushes back to her register to check me out. She starts scanning my Lays Stackers (awesome chips) and actually made a little meow or a mmmm sound as she threw up in her mouth a little bit and said, so, how is your day going? I say not bad, better now, she smiles really big and tells me she is due to get off work soon and then her day will be a lot better. Because I won't have to deal with the likes of you anymore. I smiled and paid for my chips and Starbursts and she smiled back, and says “I hope to see you again soon.” As I am walking out of the store, I glance back, and she is still looking at me as I walk out the door. Thinking, sheesh, those poor homeless folks, living on nothing but snackers and starburst. Poor guy.

But keep dreamin' wart.