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Jeez, I find a sprinkler in some dudes lawn, come to GRB and bam, the whole rants forum is filled with sprinkler threads. What gives?

Seriously, we need to find another joke, i'm starting to feel guilty.

It grew louder --louder --louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! --no, no! They heard! --they suspected! --they knew! --they were making a mockery of my horror!-this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! and now --again! --hark! louder! louder! louder! louder!

I have two sprinklers in my backyard. Yesterday, it was real hot.

One sprinkler said to the other...'Man, it is hot today.'

The other one said...'Holy [expletive], a talking sprinkler!'

What do you call a sprinkler with metallic yellow paint?

A golden shower.

sighyoung wrote:What do you call a sprinkler with metallic yellow paint?

A golden shower.

GIS golden shower???

You're a brave, brave man, wart.

I'm counting this as another stupid sprinkler thread.

TabascoElvis wrote:GIS golden shower???

You're a brave, brave man, wart.

I actually GISed cool sprinkler and that one cam up, I know much better than to GIS the other one, I might come across a Chuck Berry pic I really dson't want to see.....

pop_haines wrote:

Wow, the internet has everything.

So my sprinkler goes to the doctor and says, 'It hurts when I do this.'

The doctor says, 'Then don't do this.'

Leroy wrote:So my sprinkler goes to the doctor and says, 'It hurts when I do this.'

The doctor says, 'Then don't do this.'

A sprinkler walks in to a bar, the next sprinkler ducked.