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First of all, it seems like a serious design flaw that skin bakes just from being outside. It takes forever to put this stuff on and it's feels disgusting. Someone needs to invent some kind of sun screen shower where you can put your hands up, spin around once, and be protected.

Oh yeah, and sunburns suck. Missed the neck. Ouch.

They make aerosol sun screen that dries fairly well. A little tacky to the touch when dry, but not downright sticky.

You need to live where it is dark six months of the year and wear clothing when it's not.