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1) your car isn't that nice

2) you jack up the parking system

This rant is the truth.

I once saw a dude with a trailer take up not one, not two, but THREE parking spots in a McDonalds restaurant. The worst part? All three were handicap spots (and no, he was not handicapped).

Kyle wrote:s (and no, he was not handicapped).

Physically, anyway.

What if the car is a pre-1970's luxury/rare/sport car and its parked near the back of the parking lot? Is that nice enough?

++ to this rant. People who think they, or their stuff is/are more important than others should be slapped.

Only 2 parking spots?

A skilled driver should be able to hog five or six spots if they put some thought and effort into it.

the idea is that they are trying to avoid door dings, etc.

but i'm thinking it drastically increases the chances of getting your car keyed.

Open letter to all hooligans, punks, vandals and tomfoolers: It will make you feel better to do phyical damage to all double parkers. Society will respect you for it.

I had to laugh last weekend. Parked in two spots right by the back door was a Jeep. Not a new one, or even a nice one. Basically an early 90's model probably worth $1,000, if that.