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Yet Another Crapola Beer from Goose Island
Posted: May 18 08, 5:39 pm
by Hungary Jack
Good grief. Chicago deserves a much better domestic brew than what those pissmeisters over at Goose Island can conjure up between watching reruns of Hogans Heroes. I made the mistake of buying a case of Goose Island Summertime Kolsch beer at Costco, and now I am stuck with 23 bottles of something that tastes somewhere between acetone and stale Bud Light. This beer is thin, tinny, medicinal tasting, and weak. I guess I could use it to clean the gears on my mountain bike, but it might not get the job done.
This is a fine addition to the craptastic line of brews produced by Goose Island, which I think pulls water from the sanitary section of the Chicago Sanitary Canal. Just horrible beer all around.
Re: Yet Another Crapola Beer from Goose Island
Posted: May 18 08, 5:48 pm
by maddash
You should have picked up the Matilda.

Re: Yet Another Crapola Beer from Goose Island
Posted: May 18 08, 5:50 pm
by stlouie_lipp
I approve of this rant. Goose Island = not good.
Re: Yet Another Crapola Beer from Goose Island
Posted: May 18 08, 5:55 pm
by haltz
I've heard that's good, maddash. I hate Honker's Ale and 312 (and they seem to be everywhere), but they have an IPA that I remember liking. I haven't had the displeasure of trying the Summertime Kolsch. Stuck with a case, eh? Ouch.
Re: Yet Another Crapola Beer from Goose Island
Posted: May 18 08, 6:11 pm
by cardsfansince82
That's why I always try to find a 6 pack of a new beer I'm trying out.
Re: Yet Another Crapola Beer from Goose Island
Posted: May 18 08, 6:21 pm
by G. Keenan
This is a craptastic rant, though I haven't tried, let alone heard of, this Summertime Kolsch. I assume it's different from their regular Summertime?
They make quite a few good beers, they just tend to be on draft. Do you not like the beers on the draft menu at their brewpub at North and Clyborne? This past Tuesday I had a barrel aged rye from them brought out special for a beer tasting at Sheffield's that was excellent.
And don't hate on 312. That's like hating on Bud or Miller. You know what you're getting with that beer.
Re: Yet Another Crapola Beer from Goose Island
Posted: May 18 08, 6:28 pm
by haltz
G. Keenan wrote:And don't hate on 312. That's like hating on Bud or Miller. You know what you're getting with that beer.
I like it about as much as I like Bud Light. Consistency isn't a good thing in this case. As far as it compares to other beers anyway. It's beer so I'll drink and like it if I have to.
Re: Yet Another Crapola Beer from Goose Island
Posted: May 19 08, 8:23 am
by thrill
Chicago deserves a world class beer brewed locally. Goose Island doesn't get it done.
Re: Yet Another Crapola Beer from Goose Island
Posted: May 19 08, 8:29 am
by jim
I like it, especially the Honkers Ale. I also like the 312 wheat beer. To me it's on the order of a Sam Adams.
Re: Yet Another Crapola Beer from Goose Island
Posted: May 19 08, 12:42 pm
by phins
Beer snobs...they all get the job done if you drink enough of them.
