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My co-op's shirt
Posted: April 23 08, 3:25 pm
by Popeye_Card
Alright, this is a silly thing to rant about, but my co-op has a shirt on today that very much accentuates her (rather nice) cleavage. Yes, she is attractive, so this would normally be a good thing.
Yet this is a bad thing. 1, she's my co-op. 2, she can't legally drink alcohol for several more months.
I never thought I would hope for the day to end so that I could not look at cleavage.
Re: My co-op's shirt
Posted: April 23 08, 3:31 pm
by JackofDiamonds
What's a co-op?
Re: My co-op's shirt
Posted: April 23 08, 3:40 pm
by TabascoElvis
JackofDiamonds wrote:What's a co-op?
thank you
Re: My co-op's shirt
Posted: April 23 08, 3:45 pm
by thrill
TabascoElvis wrote:JackofDiamonds wrote:What's a co-op?
thank you
This. Also ask her if she is ever in the greater Phoenix area.
Re: My co-op's shirt
Posted: April 23 08, 3:46 pm
by Popeye_Card
a.k.a. "intern". i.e. College student working at my office, who reports to me in this case.
Re: My co-op's shirt
Posted: April 23 08, 3:47 pm
by heyzeus
Cleavage is a gift from our Maker which he intended for all to enjoy. Every time you look away, you are sinning before Him.
Re: My co-op's shirt
Posted: April 23 08, 3:47 pm
by thrill
heyzeus wrote:Cleavage is a gift from our Maker which he intended for all to enjoy. Every time you look away, you are sinning before Him.
How dare popeye shun God's creation?
Re: My co-op's shirt
Posted: April 23 08, 3:48 pm
by Popeye_Card
thrill wrote:heyzeus wrote:Cleavage is a gift from our Maker which he intended for all to enjoy. Every time you look away, you are sinning before Him.
How dare popeye shun God's creation?
Popeye doesn't want to get fired?
Re: My co-op's shirt
Posted: April 23 08, 3:51 pm
by thrill
Popeye_Card wrote:thrill wrote:heyzeus wrote:Cleavage is a gift from our Maker which he intended for all to enjoy. Every time you look away, you are sinning before Him.
How dare popeye shun God's creation?
Popeye doesn't want to get fired?
All kidding aside, I give you a lot of credit. Lecherous old man are sad. You're noticing and appreciating without crossing the line into creepville.
Re: My co-op's shirt
Posted: April 23 08, 3:52 pm
by Jocephus
JERRY: What were you doing?
GEORGE: Well, it's not my fault. You poked me!
JERRY: You're supposed to just take a peek after a poke. You were like you just put a quarter into one of those big metal things on top of the Empire State Building.
GEORGE: It's cleavage. I couldn't look away. What am I, waiting to win an Oscar here? This is all I have in my life.
JERRY: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.
GEORGE: All right. So, he caught me in a cleavage peek, so big deal. Who wouldn't look at his daughter's cleavage? She's got nice cleavage.
JERRY: That's why I poked.
GEORGE: That's why I peeked.
JERRY (to Elaine): If you hadn't gone into her restaurant, this never would have happened.
ELAINE: Look, I don't like people talking about my shoes behind my back, okay? My shoes are my business. The two of you shouldn't have been looking at some fifteen year-old's cleavage anyway!
GEORGE: He poked me!
JERRY: There was cleavage in the area. That's a reflex - <mimics nudging someone with an elbow> - cleavage-poke, cleavage-poke...
ELAINE: But she was fifteen.
JERRY: You don't consider age in the face of cleavage. This occurs on a molecular level, you can't control it! We're like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head.