RAVE: Trip to the Doctor
Posted: January 7 08, 2:55 pm
I'm one of those guys that really hates going to the doctor. I probably got that attitude from my father. The only time I'll really go in is if a part of my body falls off, or if profuse bleeding will only stop with professional medical assistance.
I won't go into detail on most of it, but a couple of the things I was really concerned about. In fact, I thought they might be signs of a terminal illness. Despite this, I never went in because I was too big of a coward. Eventually -- in part due to the fact that I made it one of my new year resolutions -- I decided I'd go and get these things examined. Fortunately, they turned out to be nothing.
The thing I will talk about in-depth is my ear: years ago, during high school, I was at a small social gathering at a friends house. We had been drinking, and I was sitting in his parents' hot tub. The next day I woke up with plugged ears... my right ear cleaned itself up, but the other one stayed plugged for a long time. A month later, it was still plugged... I went like four years with a plugged ear.
When I got it checked out, the doctor looked in my ear and told me that he couldn't see my ear drums, and so they repeatedly sprayed streams of water into my ear. Eventually, the right one came unclogged. It was incredible -- like an audio epiphany or something. I took a piss when I got home, and my ears stung because it was so loud. The noise my keyboard keys make are on par with torrential rain hitting a tin roof. Even pulling these tasty crackers out of their wrapping is bittersweet, because the sound is so amplified! This is awesome...
In summary, I found out I'm not dying... and I upgraded my on-board sound system from mono to stereo in the process!
I won't go into detail on most of it, but a couple of the things I was really concerned about. In fact, I thought they might be signs of a terminal illness. Despite this, I never went in because I was too big of a coward. Eventually -- in part due to the fact that I made it one of my new year resolutions -- I decided I'd go and get these things examined. Fortunately, they turned out to be nothing.
The thing I will talk about in-depth is my ear: years ago, during high school, I was at a small social gathering at a friends house. We had been drinking, and I was sitting in his parents' hot tub. The next day I woke up with plugged ears... my right ear cleaned itself up, but the other one stayed plugged for a long time. A month later, it was still plugged... I went like four years with a plugged ear.
When I got it checked out, the doctor looked in my ear and told me that he couldn't see my ear drums, and so they repeatedly sprayed streams of water into my ear. Eventually, the right one came unclogged. It was incredible -- like an audio epiphany or something. I took a piss when I got home, and my ears stung because it was so loud. The noise my keyboard keys make are on par with torrential rain hitting a tin roof. Even pulling these tasty crackers out of their wrapping is bittersweet, because the sound is so amplified! This is awesome...
In summary, I found out I'm not dying... and I upgraded my on-board sound system from mono to stereo in the process!