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LISTER: What time is it?

RIMMER crawls unsteadily to the clock and peers at it blearily. He is
clearly suffering the awful after-effects of drinking.

RIMMER: Saturday.
LISTER: Is that the best you can do?
RIMMER: There are some numbers next to it, but they could be anything.
LISTER: Do you know what I fancy right now?
RIMMER: A big, fat woman with thighs the size of a hippo's.
LISTER: No, I want a triple fried egg butty with chili sauce and chutney.
RIMMER: (Managing to sit down in a chair.) Me too.
LISTER: Well no problem then. Nothing's too good for the deathday boy.
RIMMER: Correct! (Punches air.)
LISTER: Hol, Hol!

HOLLY appears on screen with a nightcap on.

LISTER: Hol, give us something to eat.
HOLLY: You what? I'm jiggered man.
LISTER: Oh come on. You don't sleep.
HOLLY: Course I do. I've got to offline. I can't keep up my full tilt,
full power, red hot, maximum pace all the time. I've got to take the
odd breather, haven't I?
RIMMER: I want a triple fried egg sandwich with ...
LISTER: With chili sauce and chutney.
HOLLY: You what?
LISTER: It's a state of the art sarny.
HOLLY: It's the state of the floor I'm worried about. Alright, OK.

RIMMER holds up his hand and the much discussed food item appears in it.

LISTER: Wow, trust me!

RIMMER takes a bite and a succession of expressions are seen on his face.
He ends up at something like a mixture of pain, horror and shock. He may
be drunk but he's still got pain receptors.

RIMMER: I feel like I'm having a baby!
LISTER: It's good innit?
RIMMER: It's incredible. Where did you get the recipe from?
LISTER: I can't remember. I think it was a book on bacteriological
warfare.
RIMMER: It's like a cross between food and bowel surgery.
LISTER: (Nodding) It's well naughty. The trouble is you've got to eat it
before the bread dissolves.
RIMMER: I could never invent a sandwich like this, Lister. You see all
the ingredients are wrong. The fried eggs: wrong; the chutney:
wrong. The chili sauce: all wrong. But put them together and somehow
it works. It becomes right. It's you -- this sandwich, Lister, is
you.

cardinalkarp wrote:I don't like to use up all my calories in one day on a fast food hamburger.

Fat_Bulldog wrote:

cardinalkarp wrote:I don't like to use up all my calories in one day on a fast food hamburger.

I do. Several times a day.

cardinalkarp wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:

cardinalkarp wrote:I don't like to use up all my calories in one day on a fast food hamburger.

I do. Several times a day.

I've got a damn New Years resolution to follow. I'm trying to break my previous record of following it....4 months.

One of them is to quit drinking. I've been successful so far, BUT, it's almost weekend time.

cardinalkarp wrote:

One of them is to quit drinking. I've been successful so far, BUT, it's almost weekend time.

Say it ain't so Bulldog.

#2 and 3 go hand in hand (along w/ eating healthier) and can be done, but don't give up drinking. Trust me after a week of working out and eating healthy a few beers are just what you'll need.

cardinalkarp wrote:Double Whopper w/ cheese

Calories 990 (Kilojoules 4138)


Total Fat 64 g
Sat. Fat 24 g
Trans Fat 2.5 g