Day after Christmas shopping = life threatening
Posted: December 26 07, 1:33 pm
I was just in Target during my lunch break, and I saw two old ladies fighting over a pre-lit front porch Christmas tree, there were about 10 or 15 others, but they were arguing over one, they were marked 50% off, but I thought I was about to see an granny smack down, My money was on the 220 lb one, she would have snapped that other old twig in half.
I was looking at one of the other 15 or so when the smaller old lady about ran me over with her cart and snatched the one I was looking at, I still had the price tag in my hand. I almost pulled a Johhny Fever on her, I wanted to say. "You probably don't know this, but I have killed a lot of old people in my time, and I am not above doing it again." But I was too busy laughing at all the other angry bargain shoppers, at least there were a bunch of Reece's mini cups for 50% off, or there might have been a few less grannies around for next Christmas.
I was looking at one of the other 15 or so when the smaller old lady about ran me over with her cart and snatched the one I was looking at, I still had the price tag in my hand. I almost pulled a Johhny Fever on her, I wanted to say. "You probably don't know this, but I have killed a lot of old people in my time, and I am not above doing it again." But I was too busy laughing at all the other angry bargain shoppers, at least there were a bunch of Reece's mini cups for 50% off, or there might have been a few less grannies around for next Christmas.
