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I've ranted about it before but if you're going to squat & not sit, WIPE YOUR PISS OFF THE ****ING SEAT WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!!!

We even have these little tissue seats at work that people can use. Show a little consideration to your co-workers for god's sake

Dill approves this rant 100%.

Molly wrote:I've ranted about it before but if you're going to squat & not sit, WIPE YOUR PISS OFF THE ****ING SEAT WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!!!

We even have these little tissue seats at work that people can use. Show a little consideration to your co-workers for god's sake

Chicks piss on the toilet seat? I think they are getting it all wrong.

Sutter'sBeard wrote:

Molly wrote:I've ranted about it before but if you're going to squat & not sit, WIPE YOUR PISS OFF THE ****ING SEAT WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!!!

We even have these little tissue seats at work that people can use. Show a little consideration to your co-workers for god's sake

Chicks piss on the toilet seat?

Yes. Those that refuse to sit and have terrible aim.

Molly wrote:

Sutter'sBeard wrote:

Molly wrote:I've ranted about it before but if you're going to squat & not sit, WIPE YOUR PISS OFF THE ****ING SEAT WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!!!

We even have these little tissue seats at work that people can use. Show a little consideration to your co-workers for god's sake

Chicks piss on the toilet seat?

Yes. Those that refuse to sit and have terrible aim.

See, this makes no sense. Their fear of a dirty bathroom only makes it worse. Men are like this too. At least have the common courtesy to lift the disgusting toilet seat with your shoe so that you don't splatter even more pee on the seat.

I am seriously concerned about the men's bathrooms at the ScottTrade center. There is a film--and even puddles--all over the men's room floor. I'd like to think that it's water, but it doesn't make sense that it would be. I have to assume that it's other men's urine. And it's all over the place. You can't avoid it. I roll up my pants before going in there, lest I get pee on the bottom of them if they scrape agaisnt the floor.

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This is a quality rant, as it is educational.

Popeye_Card wrote: I am seriously concerned about the men's bathrooms at the ScottTrade center. There is a film--and even puddles--all over the men's room floor. I'd like to think that it's water, but it doesn't make sense that it would be. I have to assume that it's other men's urine. And it's all over the place. You can't avoid it. I roll up my pants before going in there, lest I get pee on the bottom of them if they scrape agaisnt the floor.

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"I can't stand touching my f***ing shoelaces. Ever go to tie your shoe and you notice the ends of your laces are wet? Come on, why would they be wet?"

Molly wrote:

Sutter'sBeard wrote:

Molly wrote:I've ranted about it before but if you're going to squat & not sit, WIPE YOUR PISS OFF THE ****ING SEAT WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!!!

We even have these little tissue seats at work that people can use. Show a little consideration to your co-workers for god's sake

Chicks piss on the toilet seat?

Yes. Those that refuse to sit and have terrible aim.

Geeze...think of your knees, people. Why would you squat but not sit? Considering how much of our lives are spent in the bathroom, you'd destroy your knees by 40 if you squatted but didn't sit all the time.

In a public space I just take some toilet paper, give the seat a wipe and move on with my business. I figure it's sanitary enough for what it is.

I avoid all of these problems by peeing my pants.

It's so convenient.

Best sign ever in a ladies room

A plaque in the shape of a toilet seat--bearing the words:

If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
be a sweetie
wipe the seatie!