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It is about that time to take my dog to the groomers. She is eminating a new odor. But my groomer is too expensive for an unemployed person to use.

My shower nozzle won't work (I tried) and I ran over the hose with my lawn mower last week.

Where is a cheap, cheap, cheap groomer?

Do you have a bathtub? I just use a beer pitcher in the tub to wash/rinse my dog. But then again, she's all of 12" tall.

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Popeye_Card wrote:Do you have a bathtub? I just use a beer pitcher in the tub to wash/rinse my dog. But then again, she's all of 12" tall.

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Yeah I tried that, but she is about 55 pounds or so and rinsing her without water pressure didn't work...and the nozzle from my shower is too far to rinse her either.

I guess you could purchase an inexpensive hand-held shower. Remove your current showerhead, hook that one up, then put your showerhead back on when you're done. Just get some teflon tape to re-seal it well.

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We used to have a rubber hose with a shower head that attaches to the bath faucet (so I could rinse my hair after soaking in the tub)......that should work for bathing your dog. Or possibly pay a neighborhood kid $10 to wash the dog with an outdoor hose.....

Let me be the first to make a "releasing your dog's anal glands" reference.

That was enjoyable!

i'll come over and do a free anal gland release job..

omaha_red wrote:i'll come over and do a free anal gland release job..

I have to admit, I never thought anyone would every use this sentence when speaking to me. About anything.

docellis wrote:

omaha_red wrote:i'll come over and do a free anal gland release job..

I have to admit, I never thought anyone would every use this sentence when speaking to me. About anything.

i guess i'm just a nice guy..

Do you ever say or think something, and then think to yourself, "Wow. That must be the first time in the history of the world that anybody has said what I just said."

because I think, possibly, Omaha just did. And that is a moment.