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An Ode to Ballpark Nachos (In Two Parts)
Posted: August 10 07, 7:56 am
by Popeye_Card
Part I: The Glory and Splendor
El Birdos Cantina
You call to me sweetly
Supreme nachos!
Salty, spicy, and meaty
Your jalapenos so green
Lead to pleasures unknown
Your pal Budweiser
Frosty refrshment is shown
For your last tasty bites
A fork I must use
Oh ballpark nachos!
How could you ever abuse?
Part II: The Agony and Denial
Sweet morning arrives
To the bathroom I wander
To duece or no duece?
A question I ponder
Politely I decline
And I step in the shower
Mid-shampoo my bowels feel
An incredible power
To the toilet I rush!
An explosion begins
Oh ballpark nachos!
Never again!
--P--
Re: An Ode to Ballpark Nachos (In Two Parts)
Posted: August 10 07, 7:59 am
by thrill
*tear
Re: An Ode to Ballpark Nachos (In Two Parts)
Posted: August 10 07, 8:02 am
by Cronos
*finger snaps*
Re: An Ode to Ballpark Nachos (In Two Parts)
Posted: August 10 07, 9:47 am
by G. Keenan
I love this message board so damn much.
Re: An Ode to Ballpark Nachos (In Two Parts)
Posted: August 10 07, 10:08 am
by jim
Holy Jesus that was funny.
Re: An Ode to Ballpark Nachos (In Two Parts)
Posted: August 10 07, 10:25 am
by heyzeus
t.s. eliot was such a hack. he never captured the spirit of nachos like you have.
Re: An Ode to Ballpark Nachos (In Two Parts)
Posted: August 10 07, 10:33 am
by JL21
heyzeus wrote:t.s. eliot was such a hack. he never captured the spirit of nachos like you have.
I've read that Emily Dickinson could wolf down three plates of nachos in 10 minutes.
Re: An Ode to Ballpark Nachos (In Two Parts)
Posted: August 10 07, 10:37 am
by Popeye_Card
heyzeus wrote:t.s. eliot was such a hack. he never captured the spirit of nachos like you have.
I don't feel as though I've fully captured the burning sensation as the nachos exit my body. Nor did I mention round 2 after I got to work and had a cup of coffee.
Round 1 was pretty bad though. I didn't even have time to towel off. I just shut off the water and ran to the toilet.
Never again!
Until the next time I'm hungry at the game.
--P--
Re: An Ode to Ballpark Nachos (In Two Parts)
Posted: August 10 07, 10:41 am
by TimeForGuinness
RC21 wrote:heyzeus wrote:t.s. eliot was such a hack. he never captured the spirit of nachos like you have.
I've read that Emily Dickinson could wolf down three plates of nachos in 10 minutes.
...so that's how she died
Re: An Ode to Ballpark Nachos (In Two Parts)
Posted: August 10 07, 3:23 pm
by Michael
After I read, no, experienced this masterpiece I openly wept.
Thank you.