Customer Service Rant #124,763,276
Posted: August 6 07, 7:55 am
I have been on hold with Dell for 45 minutes. I was on hold for almost two cumulative hours on Friday. Their online customer service chat has been either unavailable or hasn't picked up in anything near the wait time quoted on the screen since Thursday (read: never, but sometimes there's that glimmer of hope when they give me a wait time -- unlike Space Mountain, Dell's psychological trick is to severely underquote).
I have finally figured out that by lying to the automated lady (who I want to punch in the face despite the fact that I know she doesn't exist) I can get one of the thousands of people from Sales to answer right away about the "new order" I'm going to place.
They apparently can't help me though and must transfer me to the (I [expletive] you not) Order Modification Department. It seems like the epileptic chimpanzee that works the phones over there just can't keep up with the call volume.
Here's the best part. I want to upgrade my order before it ships. I'm trying desperately to give them more money!
I have finally figured out that by lying to the automated lady (who I want to punch in the face despite the fact that I know she doesn't exist) I can get one of the thousands of people from Sales to answer right away about the "new order" I'm going to place.
They apparently can't help me though and must transfer me to the (I [expletive] you not) Order Modification Department. It seems like the epileptic chimpanzee that works the phones over there just can't keep up with the call volume.
Here's the best part. I want to upgrade my order before it ships. I'm trying desperately to give them more money!