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From Arenas's blogthrill wrote:link + explanation of said comedian/joke, plz.
Edwards: Ain't no such thing as shark attacks.
Gilbert: There is no such thing as a shark attack.
Edwards: We live on the land. Sharks live in the water. If you get caught down there, you trespassing.
Gilbert: We're humans. We live on land. Sharks live in water. So if you're swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that's called trespassing.
Edwards: You know what a real shark attack is? A real shark attack is if you someplace you supposed to be and a shark shows up. That's a shark attack. Is if you someplace you supposed to be and a shark shows up. If you in the crib taking a shower tonight and you feel a tap on your shoulder and you turn around, 'What's up playa, shark attack time baby.'
Gilbert: A shark attack is if you're chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that's a shark attack.
Who is Dane Cook?Secret Weapon wrote:Oh man when I saw this on PTI today I said the exact same thing. It's pretty much stolen verbatim from the comedian.
Giblert Arenas is the Carlos Mencia of athletes trying to be funny.
that white guy for the lakers who danced on stage at their parade...thrill wrote:Who is Dane Cook?Secret Weapon wrote:Oh man when I saw this on PTI today I said the exact same thing. It's pretty much stolen verbatim from the comedian.
Giblert Arenas is the Carlos Mencia of athletes trying to be funny.