The Evil Genie Game: The Return

valley_card22 · Post by **valley_card22** » May 3 07, 7:39 am

Lets have some off day fun, with the EVIL GENIE game. Heres how it goes, for those who dont remember:

Poster 1 asks for a wish I.E: I wish I was married to FRBG

Poster 2 grants that wish...but its EVIL! I.E

"Granted, but she has a bigger beer gut then you, a year into it. "

PURE EVIL

I'll start:

I wish I had season tickets to the Cardinals.

The Third Man · Post by **The Third Man** » May 3 07, 8:11 am

Granted, but your seats are behind a massive concrete pillar.

I wish for a bottomless can of Dr. Pepper.

stlmark · Post by **stlmark** » May 3 07, 8:17 am

The Third Man wrote:Granted, but your seats are behind a massive concrete pillar.

I wish for a bottomless can of Dr. Pepper.

Granted,but the can is filled with strawberry syrup.

I wish I owned a brewery.

wart57 · Post by **wart57** » May 3 07, 8:19 am

stlmark wrote:
The Third Man wrote:Granted, but your seats are behind a massive concrete pillar.

I wish for a bottomless can of Dr. Pepper.
Granted,but the can is filled with strawberry syrup.

I wish I owned a brewery.

Granted, but all you can brew is a swill that is worse than the generic beer you used to get in the plain white lable can.

I wish anytime I needed money, I would just reach into my pocket, and the exact ammount I need is there.

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » May 3 07, 8:27 am

valley_card22 · Post by **valley_card22** » May 3 07, 8:35 am

wart57 wrote:
stlmark wrote:
The Third Man wrote:Granted, but your seats are behind a massive concrete pillar.

I wish for a bottomless can of Dr. Pepper.
Granted,but the can is filled with strawberry syrup.

I wish I owned a brewery.
Granted, but all you can brew is a swill that is worse than the generic beer you used to get in the plain white lable can.

I wish anytime I needed money, I would just reach into my pocket, and the exact ammount I need is there.

Granted, but its always Euros, and you live in America, and no one excepts that currency.

I wish I could snap my fingers and I would have a cold beer in front of me.

stlmark · Post by **stlmark** » May 3 07, 8:37 am

Granted, But I removed your thumbs.

I wish I had a hot tub in every room in my house.

wart57 · Post by **wart57** » May 3 07, 8:38 am

valley_card22 wrote:
wart57 wrote:
stlmark wrote:
The Third Man wrote:Granted, but your seats are behind a massive concrete pillar.

I wish for a bottomless can of Dr. Pepper.
Granted,but the can is filled with strawberry syrup.

I wish I owned a brewery.
Granted, but all you can brew is a swill that is worse than the generic beer you used to get in the plain white lable can.

I wish anytime I needed money, I would just reach into my pocket, and the exact ammount I need is there.

Granted, but its always Euros, and you live in America, and no one excepts that currency.

I wish I could snap my fingers and I would have a cold beer in front of me.

Granted, but you get your fingers mangled in a Square Dancing accident, and you can no longer snap.

I wish the Cardinals would win a game.

StatmanCrothers · Post by **StatmanCrothers** » May 3 07, 8:40 am

stlmark wrote:Granted, But I removed your thumbs.

I wish I had a hot tub in every room in my house.

Granted, but a clone of Richard Simmons is bathing in a Speedo in each tub.

I wish I had a third nipple.

StatmanCrothers · Post by **StatmanCrothers** » May 3 07, 8:41 am

wart57 wrote:
Granted, but you get your fingers mangled in a Square Dancing accident, and you can no longer snap.

I wish the Cardinals would win a game.

The Cardinals win a game, but it is the Arizona Cardinals.

I wish I had a 4th nipple.