I'm convinced.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E.Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Booze = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sh*t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
Booze vs. Water (Booze wins)
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Booze vs. Water (Booze wins)
My dad sent this to me in an email.

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Re: Booze vs. Water (Booze wins)
This is good news for me.JCShutout wrote:My dad sent this to me in an email.![]()
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I'm convinced.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E.Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Booze = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sh*t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.![]()
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