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heyzeus wrote:A great story from the Deadspin feature, "Great Moments In Drunken Hookup Failure":

http://deadspin.com/5897903/its-always- ... e-vomiting

"I was at a bar with my girlfriend of three months. We were watching game 6 of the Cardinals-Rangers World Series. I am a life-long Cubs fan, so naturally I was pulling hard for a Rangers victory. My girlfriend (an Ohio native with zero interest in baseball) was being a good sport and was rooting along with me.

By the time the 9th inning rolled around we were both pretty hammered. My girlfriend was very enthusiastic about the impending Rangers victory. Certain arrangements were made for our post-game "celebration." The Rangers were up 7-5, and everything was looking good on my part.

But then David Freese completely ruined my [expletive]. There would be no sex with the lady-friend that night. Turns out that her ex-boyfriend, who she broke up with a month before meeting me, was a huge Cards fan. Instead of a night of intense, drunken [expletive], I ended up going home alone. She broke up with me a week later.
God hates Cubs fans."

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