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I'd be very interested to hear about this cheap razor solution. I have a crazy thick beard and pour through disposable razors. I was thinking straight-edge but I'm barely awake enough to tie my shoes in the morning.

My life became an onion article

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-fa ... o-g,27573/

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Apologies if this has been posted before.

That horrifically terrible ad for Old Navy reinforced my credo that Old Navy has the worst ad campaigns of any company, ever. I wish I wasn't so lazy, or I'd type them up a shiny letter saying "Hello, after your terrifying Fran Drescher ads, and your entire ad campaign, I have become convinced that I will never, ever, no matter how cheap your product is, invest a single dime in your entire product. Simply because of your hellishly terrible ad campaigns. I loathe you, Old Navy. Good bye."

There, I typed it. Someone forward that [expletive], because I [expletive] hate that company and every marketing employee they have.

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I think I prefer it as the newspaper front page that the Onion did, but that was still pretty good.

I'm working a part time weekend job at a hotel. Some dumb ass Dominoe's driver just came up to me to get a wire clothes hanger because he locked his keys in his car. Dufus.

I was just casing this hotel, and some dumb ass part-timer just gave me a clothes hanger and helped me steal a car. Dufus.

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