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Posted: August 30 06, 7:56 am
by Sutter'sBeard
JohnnyJay wrote:How about the Rick Horton special?
You try to order it, but the waiter just keeps on talking and talking and talking about something HE ordered when he was a customer in a restaurant once!

Nice
Posted: August 30 06, 7:56 am
by MrCrowesGarden
The Wayne Hagin...AKA Vanilla Ice Cream.
Posted: August 30 06, 7:58 am
by Sutter'sBeard
The Wayne Hagen Dessert Special
Vanilla Ice Cream served with Vanilla Wafers and a Vanilla Coke. This dessert does not go with the Shannon Diner very well.
Posted: August 30 06, 8:07 am
by omaha_red
The Steve Stone and Skip Caray Special
it's not very good but just know that if you complain about it you will be asked to leave.
Posted: August 30 06, 8:11 am
by MrCrowesGarden
The Cards Talk du Jour
Following wins: Prime Rib, Lobster, and Dom Perignon
Following losses: Arsenic
Posted: August 30 06, 8:11 am
by JL21
The Whitey Herzog
A fine meal, followed by a 20-minute lecture from your waiter about how great the meal was.
Posted: August 30 06, 8:13 am
by JL21
The Scott Rolen Plate, formerly known as The Slinger
Aptly re-named for Rolen because after you enjoy the homerun-quality flavor, the meal sprints through your insides.
Posted: August 30 06, 8:14 am
by Grammar_Police
The Albert Pujols
All you can eat beluga caviar, truffles and kobe beef. It ain't cheap, but you get what you pay for.
Posted: August 30 06, 8:16 am
by JL21
Grammar_Police wrote:The Albert Pujols
All you can eat beluga caviar, truffles and kobe beef. It ain't cheap, but you get what you pay for.
Actually, I've heard that their menu will be very close to something like this. They're apparently trying to make it very upscale (I know, I know... it's in Westport)
Posted: August 30 06, 8:17 am
by Dillagii
Izzy capsules
Good to prevent heart attacks.