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Radbird
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JL21 wrote:I have to admit, I drive a big ol' SUV and I'm short, so I can't reach all the snow on top of my car. I do my best but there's still a stripe down the middle I can't get.
Somebody will invent a product that will solve this dilemma. Look for it on a future episode of The Shark Tank.

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Radbird wrote:
JL21 wrote:I have to admit, I drive a big ol' SUV and I'm short, so I can't reach all the snow on top of my car. I do my best but there's still a stripe down the middle I can't get.
Somebody will invent a product that will solve this dilemma. Look for it on a future episode of The Shark Tank.
I believe this was already invented in 1924 by Frederick Garage, no?

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He can't afford a garage because he spent all his money on a Big SUV to overcompensate (we short guys completely get this).

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Garage? Hey fellas, the garaaaage. Well ooh la di da, Mr. French man.

I can deal with a stripe down the middle as long as you made an effort. They sell snow brushes with a telescoping handle, but I guess you might still need a step side or a small step ladder to get everything if your vehicle sits up really high.

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this weather is making me hate everything and everyone. i am needlessly sniping random people on facebook for differing political views. I ate 1000 calories worth of taco bell today. I am going to destroy somebody, something or myself if I don't get some sun soon.

I HATE THIS [expletive] WEATHER

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docellis wrote:this weather is making me hate everything and everyone. i am needlessly sniping random people on facebook for differing political views. I ate 1000 calories worth of taco bell today. I am going to destroy somebody, something or myself if I don't get some sun soon.

I HATE THIS [expletive] WEATHER
If it involves Cool Ranch Loco Tacos, I don't see how that could be a rant.

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Lesson wrote:
docellis wrote:this weather is making me hate everything and everyone. i am needlessly sniping random people on facebook for differing political views. I ate 1000 calories worth of taco bell today. I am going to destroy somebody, something or myself if I don't get some sun soon.

I HATE THIS [expletive] WEATHER
If it involves Cool Ranch Loco Tacos, I don't see how that could be a rant.
IT DID NOT. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT DORITOS. I WANT TO SLOW PUNCH YOU. HARD.

I tried the sriracha chips Friday. THEY SUCKED.

I HAVE ANGER IN MY SOUL.

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docellis wrote:
Lesson wrote:
docellis wrote:this weather is making me hate everything and everyone. i am needlessly sniping random people on facebook for differing political views. I ate 1000 calories worth of taco bell today. I am going to destroy somebody, something or myself if I don't get some sun soon.

I HATE THIS [expletive] WEATHER
If it involves Cool Ranch Loco Tacos, I don't see how that could be a rant.
IT DID NOT. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT DORITOS. I WANT TO SLOW PUNCH YOU. HARD.

I tried the sriracha chips Friday. THEY SUCKED.

I HAVE ANGER IN MY SOUL.
I have matzah in mine.

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docellis wrote:this weather is making me hate everything and everyone. i am needlessly sniping random people on facebook for differing political views. I ate 1000 calories worth of taco bell today. I am going to destroy somebody, something or myself if I don't get some sun soon.

I HATE THIS [expletive] WEATHER
Well I got some really nice options for our 2013 christmas card yesterday :wink:

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My 5 year plan has moved to 2 just hearing how close we came. If we got 18 inches I would have packed the bags.

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