Random Baseball Musings

[ghostrunner]

We had a shot at this guy for some prospects that aren’t doing much of anything right now

[heyzeus]

I'll be going to the Cards-Astros game in Houston on June 4! I think this will be my first Cards game in person in a decade.

My friend works for an energy company and we're getting the corporate seats, which are apparently 9 rows behind home plate. So you'll see me rocking my baby blue Ozzie throwback. Is there a secret GRB hand sign I can throw up?

[Radbird]

Wear a unicorn hat so you really stand out. Chip will probably even give you some screen time.

[CardsofSTL]

I'll be going to the Cards-Astros game in Houston on June 4! I think this will be my first Cards game in person in a decade.

My friend works for an energy company and we're getting the corporate seats, which are apparently 9 rows behind home plate. So you'll see me rocking my baby blue Ozzie throwback. Is there a secret GRB hand sign I can throw up?

If you catch a foul ball and Chip misidentifies you as being from Waco, TX I am suing Bally Sports Midwest and the Cardinals franchise.

[Jocephus]

I'll be going to the Cards-Astros game in Houston on June 4! I think this will be my first Cards game in person in a decade.

My friend works for an energy company and we're getting the corporate seats, which are apparently 9 rows behind home plate. So you'll see me rocking my baby blue Ozzie throwback. Is there a secret GRB hand sign I can throw up?

[CardsofSTL]

I'll be going to the Cards-Astros game in Houston on June 4! I think this will be my first Cards game in person in a decade.

My friend works for an energy company and we're getting the corporate seats, which are apparently 9 rows behind home plate. So you'll see me rocking my baby blue Ozzie throwback. Is there a secret GRB hand sign I can throw up?

That sign only works if you wear the suspenders.

[obucard]

I'll be going to the Cards-Astros game in Houston on June 4! I think this will be my first Cards game in person in a decade.

My friend works for an energy company and we're getting the corporate seats, which are apparently 9 rows behind home plate. So you'll see me rocking my baby blue Ozzie throwback. Is there a secret GRB hand sign I can throw up?

Get a sign that says "If you've cheered for the Cardinals in the last two years, you may be entitled to compensation."

[a_smith]

I'll be going to the Cards-Astros game in Houston on June 4! I think this will be my first Cards game in person in a decade.

My friend works for an energy company and we're getting the corporate seats, which are apparently 9 rows behind home plate. So you'll see me rocking my baby blue Ozzie throwback. Is there a secret GRB hand sign I can throw up?

Get a sign that says "If you've cheered for the Cardinals in the last two years, you may be entitled to compensation."

Well done. Excellent line.

[heyzeus]

I'll be going to the Cards-Astros game in Houston on June 4! I think this will be my first Cards game in person in a decade.

My friend works for an energy company and we're getting the corporate seats, which are apparently 9 rows behind home plate. So you'll see me rocking my baby blue Ozzie throwback. Is there a secret GRB hand sign I can throw up?

Get a sign that says "If you've cheered for the Cardinals in the last two years, you may be entitled to compensation."

Since I don't own suspenders, this is going to have to be it.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

How about this for a dream come true?

Mariners fan catches 2 fouls on consecutive pitches and throws out first pitch on next day.

Somebody with a bit more savvy could embed the article's tweets here.