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Tambourine Man wrote:The Mad Hungarian Special

No matter how much you complain about your meal, the waiter insists that it will only get better. Then he refills your glass of Kool-Aid.

I bet the Kool-Aid is only served in Rosy Colored Glasses also.

Sutter'sBeard wrote:The Jeff Fassero

Dog Meat and a Rolaids

Awesome.

the "mark mulder i'd rather be golfing in arizona and posing for magazine spreads than throwing a strike and winning a game and not giving up 9 runs in two straight and then 5 in 2 innings because i shouldn't even be on a major league roster when i couldn't even get out steroid using minor leaguers because i'd rather be golfing and posing in arizona french toast"

Chris Duncan Special*

You order a cheeseburger, but they serve you prime rib.



*Subject to change

How about the Rick Horton special?

You try to order it, but the waiter just keeps on talking and talking and talking about something HE ordered when he was a customer in a restaurant once!

The Juan Encarnacion Instant Breakfast

Leaves a bitter taste in your mouth after the first few swallows, but seems to settle in as you progress.

Julian Tavarez Phone card special.

You will get a phone card worth of 10 dollars free with a meal above 50 dollars.

The Mark Mulder...well, that's what they bring you even though you're pretty sure you ordered the Randy Johnson or the Tim Hudson.

Mike Shannon's Special: a cold, frosty six pack of easy drinking Busccccch light.

JohnnyJay wrote:How about the Rick Horton special?

You try to order it, but the waiter just keeps on talking and talking and talking about something HE ordered when he was a customer in a restaurant once!

that could be the "Joe Morgan" too..