Rant: women

[Swirls]

Oh my.

[Fat_Bulldog]

This thread has taken a turn for the awesome.

And JC's got it made because he reels them in with the Ria Rio and once they get a glimpse of the t-shirt underwear they come running back for more.

[sighyoung]

This thread has taken a turn for the awesome.

And JC's got it made because he reels them in with the Ria Rio and once they get a glimpse of the t-shirt underwear they come running back for more.

Those seizure-inducing o's are like shock therapy. They leave the bedroom with all their psychological problems completely resolved.

[Cronos]

This thread has taken a turn for the awesome.

And JC's got it made because he reels them in with the Ria Rio and once they get a glimpse of the t-shirt underwear they come running back for more.

Those seizure-inducing o's are like shock therapy. They leave the bedroom with all their psychological problems completely resolved.

ECT has come a long way in the field, hasn't it? Early returns on the research is promising.

[TheoSqua]

This thread has taken a turn for the awesome.

And JC's got it made because he reels them in with the Ria Rio and once they get a glimpse of the t-shirt underwear they come running back for more.

Those seizure-inducing o's are like shock therapy. They leave the bedroom with all their psychological problems completely resolved.

ECT has come a long way in the field, hasn't it? Early returns on the research is promising.

Oh wow. I see what you did there.

[sighyoung]

This thread has taken a turn for the awesome.

And JC's got it made because he reels them in with the Ria Rio and once they get a glimpse of the t-shirt underwear they come running back for more.

Those seizure-inducing o's are like shock therapy. They leave the bedroom with all their psychological problems completely resolved.

ECT has come a long way in the field, hasn't it? Early returns on the research is promising.

Oh wow. I see what you did there.

JC also has a move he calls "The Lobotomy." He'll likely win a Nobel Prize for it.

[Spider John]

Yes yes. "breakup sex", "i miss us" sex and "got turned down at the bar so I'm coming over to make myself feel attractive" sex are all encouraged.

This only applies if you drive a Ria Rio.

Not necessarily. I've heard of people who drive BMWs and stuff who occasionally get laid if they have a good personality.

But let's be honest--they might have a good personality, but they're not getting laid *because of* that personality.

You're getting laid because of the Ria Rio. The ladies could care less about your personality. They can't resist the bling of those 9" rims. When they're [expletive] you, they're just thinking of your car.

pfff, i tricked out my Rio. rollin w 10's cause im a playa yo

So who's the chick in the green Superbird?

[Cronos]

Yes yes. "breakup sex", "i miss us" sex and "got turned down at the bar so I'm coming over to make myself feel attractive" sex are all encouraged.

This only applies if you drive a Ria Rio.

Not necessarily. I've heard of people who drive BMWs and stuff who occasionally get laid if they have a good personality.

But let's be honest--they might have a good personality, but they're not getting laid *because of* that personality.

You're getting laid because of the Ria Rio. The ladies could care less about your personality. They can't resist the bling of those 9" rims. When they're [expletive] you, they're just thinking of your car.

pfff, i tricked out my Rio. rollin w 10's cause im a playa yo

So who's the chick in the green Superbird?

Careful, I hear she's fast.

[Swirls]

Yes yes. "breakup sex", "i miss us" sex and "got turned down at the bar so I'm coming over to make myself feel attractive" sex are all encouraged.

This only applies if you drive a Ria Rio.

Not necessarily. I've heard of people who drive BMWs and stuff who occasionally get laid if they have a good personality.

But let's be honest--they might have a good personality, but they're not getting laid *because of* that personality.

You're getting laid because of the Ria Rio. The ladies could care less about your personality. They can't resist the bling of those 9" rims. When they're [expletive] you, they're just thinking of your car.

pfff, i tricked out my Rio. rollin w 10's cause im a playa yo

So who's the chick in the green Superbird?

Careful, I hear she's fast.

I heard she was more wily than fast.

[Popeye_Card]

Yes yes. "breakup sex", "i miss us" sex and "got turned down at the bar so I'm coming over to make myself feel attractive" sex are all encouraged.

This only applies if you drive a Ria Rio.

Not necessarily. I've heard of people who drive BMWs and stuff who occasionally get laid if they have a good personality.

But let's be honest--they might have a good personality, but they're not getting laid *because of* that personality.

You're getting laid because of the Ria Rio. The ladies could care less about your personality. They can't resist the bling of those 9" rims. When they're [expletive] you, they're just thinking of your car.

pfff, i tricked out my Rio. rollin w 10's cause im a playa yo

I bet this car's nickname is "the super soaker".