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I've never eaten at Taco Bell. In my life.

IMADreamer wrote:I have been secretly blocking Fox News on every tv I can get my hands on. I've done it at Dairy Queen, two doctors offices, and a hotel.

You sir, are a hero.

heyzeus wrote:I've never eaten at Taco Bell. In my life.

You're not missing much.

stlouie_lipp wrote:

heyzeus wrote:I've never eaten at Taco Bell. In my life.

You're not missing much.

except training your body to withstand e coli and salmonella

zeus isn't missing anything but man the bell was my favorite fast food joint when i still ate meat and didn't care what i put in my body, big time college food. i distinctly remember the drug like qualities that tasted so good and got me going back. going thru drive thru, spending around 10 bucks and being handed this big bag of food. it of course always destroyed my body the next day but those 15 mins i was eating was total bliss. i recently noticed they sold their sauces in stores now so i do have a bottle of their hot sauce.

I'm pretty good at mimicking lots of different voices.

I play a golf skins game 1-2 a week, and one of the side bets is that they designate me a character voice and the 3rd time someone hears me break character they win 5 bucks. If they don't hear, I get the pot. (I'm the youngest by 20 years and have to play the tips before you say it's easy money)

I learned today that I do an eerily spot on Super Dave Osborne. Completely deadpan telling them a minute long story before letting them know where my shot went was [expletive] great. 2 out of the other 4 I play with were [expletive] dying laughing every hole. The other 2 didn't get it. It was hard to keep together.

tl;dr I do a great Super Dave

heyzeus wrote:I've never eaten at Taco Bell. In my life.

Racist

CardsofSTL wrote:

heyzeus wrote:I've never eaten at Taco Bell. In my life.

Racist

There wasn't one near me when I was a kid, then by the time I was driving age I lived in Houston where there are about 1500 superior, open-24-hours alternatives.

Taco Bell has never wrecked my body.

I have a very high tolerance for bad food.

tlombard wrote:

IMADreamer wrote:I have been secretly blocking Fox News on every tv I can get my hands on. I've done it at Dairy Queen, two doctors offices, and a hotel.

You sir, are a hero.

Is this easy to do? Because I want to join you in this campaign.