Cats
- Mary1966
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Re: Cats
http://bangordailynews.com/slideshow/ar ... nal-media/
By late morning Thursday, Simba was already bushed.
The 15-plus-year-old, plump ginger cat who has been arriving every morning at Westbrook High School, roaming the hallways and fraternizing with students for more than a decade, had been thrust into stardom when a story about a school art show in his honor began receiving national media attention.
“It’s been a rough week for him,” Westbrook math teacher Tina Soucy said. “He’s famous now.”
- JackofDiamonds
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Re: Cats
Quick 10 for Dogs:
1) You are the lord of the house, and I love you.
2) I love playing with everything, the more friends the better!
3) Too busy to play right now? It's okay, I love you!
4) I will wait for you while you are away and joyfully greet you when you return.
5) I am grateful that you are my master.
6) I'll pretty much eat anything.
7) I don't need toys, let's go outside and play with a stick!
8) I just want to be near you. I'm good lying at your feet.
9) I welcome your love and attention whenever you can give it.
10) Above all, I am always happy.
WHY WOULD YOU OWN A CAT?!
1) You are the lord of the house, and I love you.
2) I love playing with everything, the more friends the better!
3) Too busy to play right now? It's okay, I love you!
4) I will wait for you while you are away and joyfully greet you when you return.
5) I am grateful that you are my master.
6) I'll pretty much eat anything.
7) I don't need toys, let's go outside and play with a stick!
8) I just want to be near you. I'm good lying at your feet.
9) I welcome your love and attention whenever you can give it.
10) Above all, I am always happy.
WHY WOULD YOU OWN A CAT?!
- Mary1966
- President of the Ponson Fan Club
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Re: Cats
We think that people who are always happy have taken too much Prozac. Why would we want a pet that is always happy?JackofDiamonds wrote:Quick 10 for Dogs:
1) You are the lord of the house, and I love you.
2) I love playing with everything, the more friends the better!
3) Too busy to play right now? It's okay, I love you!
4) I will wait for you while you are away and joyfully greet you when you return.
5) I am grateful that you are my master.
6) I'll pretty much eat anything.
7) I don't need toys, let's go outside and play with a stick!
8) I just want to be near you. I'm good lying at your feet.
9) I welcome your love and attention whenever you can give it.
10) Above all, I am always happy.
WHY WOULD YOU OWN A CAT?!
- JackofDiamonds
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Re: Cats
Because a pet is for enjoyment?
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Re: Cats
I'm advising you nicely to quit your anti-cat campaign. Back away from the cats.JackofDiamonds wrote:Because a pet is for enjoyment?
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Re: Cats
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