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I went to the bank the other day, they have 1 drive up ATM and 2 walk up ATM's. There we 4 cars in the drive up and nobody in the walk up. So I parked the truck and headed over to the walk up. I saw a woman walking up to the other one, she was quite thin, wearing a VERY short skirt, and a tank top showing off massive cleavage. She had several delicate tattoos, and a world weary stride to her walk, the soft breeze carried her gentle floral scent over to me. I noticed out of the corner of my eye - since a gentleman never stares - she was depositing a large stack of bills, mostly singles it appeared. I thought to myself, poor lass, she must be cleaning out her piggy bank for a rainy day....

You know you really [expletive] hate your job when you legitimately wish you could get a flu so you can miss work for a few days.

JL21 wrote:You know you really [expletive] hate your job when you legitimately wish you could get a flu so you can miss work for a few days.

Seems like everyone in our office has been out sick this week. I know what's going to happen...I'm going to sick, but it will be this weekend.

JL21 wrote:You know you really [expletive] hate your job when you legitimately wish you could get a flu so you can miss work for a few days.

I took a 2 hour lunch last week because I had a dentist appointment. I wish I had to go to the dentist every day.

You can see the Arch clearly from 13 miles away. At Big Bend and Geyer with the a iew down the tracks-cross Lindbergh, over Hixson Middle School -skirt Blackburn Park, Wehner, Tower Grove Park, Lafayette Square.

Pee smells like asparagus after eating some.

My pee sometimes smells like Cheerios.

Rapper Andre Johnson cut off his Johnson and then tried to kill himself by jumping out a 2nd story window, he lived and they can't re-attach his severed johnson.

How ever bad his problems were before the chop and jump, things would seem to be worse now.

I guess he is now going to be called Andre Non-Johnson.

The number of times in an hour Fox News mentions either Benghazi, Obamacare or the IRS Targeting Scandal is only exceeded by the number of times MSNBC mentions Fox News.

Why is it that at a certain age isolated areas of hair suddenly become unruly? Why does ear hair suddenly start growing when it didn't before? Why do I now have eye brows that need to be trimmed before they take up half my forehead?