Random musings

[wart57]

I went to the bank the other day, they have 1 drive up ATM and 2 walk up ATM's. There we 4 cars in the drive up and nobody in the walk up. So I parked the truck and headed over to the walk up. I saw a woman walking up to the other one, she was quite thin, wearing a VERY short skirt, and a tank top showing off massive cleavage. She had several delicate tattoos, and a world weary stride to her walk, the soft breeze carried her gentle floral scent over to me. I noticed out of the corner of my eye - since a gentleman never stares - she was depositing a large stack of bills, mostly singles it appeared. I thought to myself, poor lass, she must be cleaning out her piggy bank for a rainy day....

[JL21]

You know you really [expletive] hate your job when you legitimately wish you could get a flu so you can miss work for a few days.

[stlouie_lipp]

You know you really [expletive] hate your job when you legitimately wish you could get a flu so you can miss work for a few days.

Seems like everyone in our office has been out sick this week. I know what's going to happen...I'm going to sick, but it will be this weekend.

[jim]

You know you really [expletive] hate your job when you legitimately wish you could get a flu so you can miss work for a few days.

I took a 2 hour lunch last week because I had a dentist appointment. I wish I had to go to the dentist every day.

[Freed Roger]

You can see the Arch clearly from 13 miles away. At Big Bend and Geyer with the a iew down the tracks-cross Lindbergh, over Hixson Middle School -skirt Blackburn Park, Wehner, Tower Grove Park, Lafayette Square.

[Radbird]

Pee smells like asparagus after eating some.

[lukethedrifter]

My pee sometimes smells like Cheerios.

[wart57]

Rapper Andre Johnson cut off his Johnson and then tried to kill himself by jumping out a 2nd story window, he lived and they can't re-attach his severed johnson.

How ever bad his problems were before the chop and jump, things would seem to be worse now.

I guess he is now going to be called Andre Non-Johnson.

[Radbird]

The number of times in an hour Fox News mentions either Benghazi, Obamacare or the IRS Targeting Scandal is only exceeded by the number of times MSNBC mentions Fox News.

[Gashouse]

Why is it that at a certain age isolated areas of hair suddenly become unruly? Why does ear hair suddenly start growing when it didn't before? Why do I now have eye brows that need to be trimmed before they take up half my forehead?