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Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)
Posted: May 7 13, 9:55 am
by Molly
planet p wrote:And I'll see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
Your true colors
Are beautiful like a rainbow
Just started playing on the radio as I was reading this

Re: Panera Bread did it to me again.
Posted: May 7 13, 9:56 am
by sighyoung
cardinalkarp wrote:jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
We'll flush that system out this afternoon!

If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.
Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)
Posted: May 7 13, 11:07 pm
by jim
heyzeus wrote:When I was a kid I had this great business idea of selling dyes that you could eat that would turn your poop fun colors like purple, blue, green, etc. I don't know whether this is biologically possible, but if it is, I'd think I could make some money.
PATENT PENDING, MOTHER [expletive].
Apparently peptobismol already has the patent on turning it black. Now If you can come up with a black liquid you drink and it turns it pink you got yourself something.
Re: Panera Bread did it to me again.
Posted: May 7 13, 11:08 pm
by jim
sighyoung wrote:cardinalkarp wrote:jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
We'll flush that system out this afternoon!

If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.
It's green now so I'm OK.
Re: Panera Bread did it to me again.
Posted: May 8 13, 12:15 am
by M1IRONMIKE
jim wrote:sighyoung wrote:cardinalkarp wrote:jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
We'll flush that system out this afternoon!

If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.
It's green now so I'm OK.
Next you will tell us your [expletive] don't stink
Re: Panera Bread did it to me again.
Posted: May 8 13, 12:16 am
by M1IRONMIKE
jim wrote:sighyoung wrote:cardinalkarp wrote:jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
We'll flush that system out this afternoon!

If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.
It's green now so I'm OK.
Next you will tell us your [expletive] don't stink
Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)
Posted: May 9 13, 7:17 am
by Gashouse
lukethedrifter wrote:eat a lot of beets. I promise you'll have a red poop.
My wife wants to start a band called Beet Panic. Named for the next day when you look and think "Holy [expletive]! What's wrong with me? oh yeah, I ate beets."
Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)
Posted: May 9 13, 8:29 am
by jim
Pepto turns it black. A couple of nights ago I was feeling good and took a scoop of ice cream ... BIG mistake. I downed a bunch of pepto and when I woke up the next day and was brushing my teeth I was spitting this black stuff. WTF NOW? Black spit? Holy [expletive]. So I google it of course, thinking my system is just completely [expletive], and the first hit is this effect pepto has on your spit and your stool - sure enough a couple of hours later I was [expletive] black.
That's why I say if you could come up with a black liquid type thing and make it turn your poop pink that would be rich.
Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)
Posted: May 9 13, 9:51 am
by lukethedrifter
Gashouse wrote:lukethedrifter wrote:eat a lot of beets. I promise you'll have a red poop.
My wife wants to start a band called Beet Panic. Named for the next day when you look and think "Holy [expletive]! What's wrong with me? oh yeah, I ate beets."
One of the best band names I've ever heard.
Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)
Posted: May 10 13, 9:43 pm
by jim
I [expletive] blood all the time, a few beets wouldn't alarm me none.
edit ... in fact I just did it typing this post.