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Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)

Posted: May 7 13, 9:55 am
by Molly
planet p wrote:
And I'll see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
Your true colors
Are beautiful like a rainbow
Just started playing on the radio as I was reading this :lol:

Re: Panera Bread did it to me again.

Posted: May 7 13, 9:56 am
by sighyoung
cardinalkarp wrote:
jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
We'll flush that system out this afternoon! :P
If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.

Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)

Posted: May 7 13, 11:07 pm
by jim
heyzeus wrote:When I was a kid I had this great business idea of selling dyes that you could eat that would turn your poop fun colors like purple, blue, green, etc. I don't know whether this is biologically possible, but if it is, I'd think I could make some money.

PATENT PENDING, MOTHER [expletive].
Apparently peptobismol already has the patent on turning it black. Now If you can come up with a black liquid you drink and it turns it pink you got yourself something.

Re: Panera Bread did it to me again.

Posted: May 7 13, 11:08 pm
by jim
sighyoung wrote:
cardinalkarp wrote:
jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
We'll flush that system out this afternoon! :P
If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.
It's green now so I'm OK.

Re: Panera Bread did it to me again.

Posted: May 8 13, 12:15 am
by M1IRONMIKE
jim wrote:
sighyoung wrote:
cardinalkarp wrote:
jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
We'll flush that system out this afternoon! :P
If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.
It's green now so I'm OK.
Next you will tell us your [expletive] don't stink

Re: Panera Bread did it to me again.

Posted: May 8 13, 12:16 am
by M1IRONMIKE
jim wrote:
sighyoung wrote:
cardinalkarp wrote:
jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
We'll flush that system out this afternoon! :P
If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.
It's green now so I'm OK.
Next you will tell us your [expletive] don't stink

Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)

Posted: May 9 13, 7:17 am
by Gashouse
lukethedrifter wrote:eat a lot of beets. I promise you'll have a red poop.
My wife wants to start a band called Beet Panic. Named for the next day when you look and think "Holy [expletive]! What's wrong with me? oh yeah, I ate beets."

Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)

Posted: May 9 13, 8:29 am
by jim
Pepto turns it black. A couple of nights ago I was feeling good and took a scoop of ice cream ... BIG mistake. I downed a bunch of pepto and when I woke up the next day and was brushing my teeth I was spitting this black stuff. WTF NOW? Black spit? Holy [expletive]. So I google it of course, thinking my system is just completely [expletive], and the first hit is this effect pepto has on your spit and your stool - sure enough a couple of hours later I was [expletive] black.

That's why I say if you could come up with a black liquid type thing and make it turn your poop pink that would be rich.

Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)

Posted: May 9 13, 9:51 am
by lukethedrifter
Gashouse wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:eat a lot of beets. I promise you'll have a red poop.
My wife wants to start a band called Beet Panic. Named for the next day when you look and think "Holy [expletive]! What's wrong with me? oh yeah, I ate beets."

One of the best band names I've ever heard.

Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)

Posted: May 10 13, 9:43 pm
by jim
I [expletive] blood all the time, a few beets wouldn't alarm me none.

edit ... in fact I just did it typing this post.