My portable DVD player and a total moron

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docellis wrote:
Edit to add: It wasn't a few sentences anyway. It was 2 or 3 hours at the bar repeating the same thing. Then it was the entire ride home. Then it was phone calls, then he showed back up. All to repeat the same sentiment over and over again. But it doesn't matter, it is over now.
I was just kidding around, doc, i understand.

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So when's the next date?

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cardinalkarp wrote:So when's the next date?
Whenever he randomly shows up at her house.

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He was still a dick about it, but not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

He walked out to the parking lot super, super slow. I had my window down but instead he went to the passenger door and tried to open it. It was locked, but I rolled down the passenger window and handed him his fan, which I had put in a plastic bag. He said he didn't want the bag and wouldn't take it, instead reaching in and trying to take the fan without the bag, which just made it harder for him to get it. I was nice, said "Thanks!" and took my DVD player and pulled out of there as fast as I could.

I feel so free.

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docellis wrote:He was still a dick about it, but not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

He walked out to the parking lot super, super slow. I had my window down but instead he went to the passenger door and tried to open it. It was locked, but I rolled down the passenger window and handed him his fan, which I had put in a plastic bag. He said he didn't want the bag and wouldn't take it, instead reaching in and trying to take the fan without the bag, which just made it harder for him to get it. I was nice, said "Thanks!" and took my DVD player and pulled out of there as fast as I could.

I feel so free.
i hope you burned rubber right in front of him and just left him standing there in a veil of smoke

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Jocephus wrote:
docellis wrote:He was still a dick about it, but not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

He walked out to the parking lot super, super slow. I had my window down but instead he went to the passenger door and tried to open it. It was locked, but I rolled down the passenger window and handed him his fan, which I had put in a plastic bag. He said he didn't want the bag and wouldn't take it, instead reaching in and trying to take the fan without the bag, which just made it harder for him to get it. I was nice, said "Thanks!" and took my DVD player and pulled out of there as fast as I could.

I feel so free.
i hope you burned rubber right in front of him and just left him standing there in a veil of smoke
If she had her Mustang she could've done that.

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Doesn't it piss you off that things had to spiral out of control like that. All that wasted energy (on his side) being a dick and making himself look even worse. I hope you ran over his troll toes with your car.

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I hope he paid the troll toll.

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thrill wrote:I hope he paid the troll toll.
if you dont pay the troll toll then we don't eat no rolls



/i made that up
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I hope as you were leaving, you told him he has a big head.

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