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Posted: May 29 07, 3:28 pm
by stlmark
Cronos69 wrote:StatmanCrothers wrote:Jocephus wrote:G. Keenan wrote:Cronos69 wrote:Jocephus wrote:G. Keenan wrote:I don't condone it but I don't hold it against anyone.
What I can't stand is when people hawk a big ol' loogy into the urinal while they pee. Is that really necessary?
what about taking a crap in the urinal?
It's okay as long as it's at the public swimming pool.
But why wouldn't just go in the pool in that case?
'cause its really just a candy bar
Baby Ruth. mmmmm.
RUTH..RUTH..RUTH..BABY? RUTH!
I have a guy at work who looks like Sloth.
Posted: May 30 07, 10:50 am
by Radbird
Posted: June 8 07, 10:10 am
by Elphie15
This thread was now on page 2, so I bumped it.
Posted: June 8 07, 10:23 am
by Big Red Number 8
Tony Perez was the best urinal farter I've ever had the pleasure of playing with. His farts would be audible, yet not too loud, and he would always say "Excuse me" afterwards. I respected that in a fellow player. Pete Rose would just de-pants you as you tried to pee. We all laughed, but inside we all hated the guy.
At the ESPN studio, Peter Gammons really lets them fly with reckless abandon. My partner Jon Miller attempts to mask his by talking about the infield fly rule whenever he feels one coming on. This trick would work if he didn't mention the rule 2 or 3 times each and every time we're sharing the bathroom.
Posted: June 8 07, 10:25 am
by cardinalkarp
Big Red Number 8 wrote:Tony Perez was the best urinal farter I've ever had the pleasure of playing with. His farts would be audible, yet not too loud, and he would always say "Excuse me" afterwards. I respected that in a fellow player. Pete Rose would just de-pants you as you tried to pee. We all laughed, but inside we all hated the guy.
At the ESPN studio, Peter Gammons really lets them fly with reckless abandon. My partner Jon Miller attempts to mask his by talking about the infield fly rule whenever he feels one coming on. This trick would work if he didn't mention the rule 2 or 3 times each and every time we're sharing the bathroom.
Posted: June 12 07, 12:28 pm
by The King
Farts are jazz to @ssholes.
Posted: June 12 07, 12:52 pm
by planet planet
Big Red Number 8 wrote:Tony Perez was the best urinal farter I've ever had the pleasure of playing with. His farts would be audible, yet not too loud, and he would always say "Excuse me" afterwards. I respected that in a fellow player. Pete Rose would just de-pants you as you tried to pee. We all laughed, but inside we all hated the guy.
At the ESPN studio, Peter Gammons really lets them fly with reckless abandon. My partner Jon Miller attempts to mask his by talking about the infield fly rule whenever he feels one coming on. This trick would work if he didn't mention the rule 2 or 3 times each and every time we're sharing the bathroom.
So no. 8, describe your style while in the john. Most of us wouldn't know the nuances because we've never played the game.
Posted: June 12 07, 1:08 pm
by Big Red Number 8
Thank you for your question planet pujolsian.
While a lot of people have accused me of having diarhea of the mouth when I'm on the air, I keep my farts close to the cheeks at the urinals. Major league clubhouses are full of potty humor, but all of the hall of famers I played with always took the same approach at the "pissers" (baseball term that you may not have heard of) that we took out on the field. Very professional. When I look at a guy like Rick Ankiel, I know that he's the same way in the john as he was on the mound. A loose cannon. Just letting them fly as fast and furious as he can, and just can't control them.
