Too old to:

[lukethedrifter]

Staying out until 5:00 in the morning reminds me that I am really freakin' old.

What did you do? It sounds fun.

I think she was driving around all night looking for you.

[Sutter'sBeard]

What are you too old to do?

I have decided that definitively, I am too old to do acid.

For sure. It took me two or three days to recover when I was 25, I can't even imagine what it would do to me now.

[Sutter'sBeard]

Bang a 17 year old.

That's all I got.

17 is legal in Illinois so your still young here.

[Freed Roger]

too old to care?

Its funny - the thing i admire about certain older people is when they stop giving a damn what people think about them and just let it all fly.

You nailed it. If I ever have kids, I fully intend to let the "sidehair" (I'm bald) grow out and fashion a kickass combover. Pulling my pants up to the middle of my stomach is gonna be awesome. My walker will be fitted with fresh tennis balls everyday, so all the other tenants at the retirement home will marvel at how smoothly I make my way to Bingo.

And then I'll kick all their asses at Bingo. They'll shudder at my shuffleboard skillz.

there's a character in the book "Angela's Ashes" I think it was Frank McCourts uncle who said he was too old to "give a fiddler's fart" anymore

[heyzeus]

too old to care?

Its funny - the thing i admire about certain older people is when they stop giving a damn what people think about them and just let it all fly.

You nailed it. If I ever have kids, I fully intend to let the "sidehair" (I'm bald) grow out and fashion a kickass combover. Pulling my pants up to the middle of my stomach is gonna be awesome. My walker will be fitted with fresh tennis balls everyday, so all the other tenants at the retirement home will marvel at how smoothly I make my way to Bingo.

And then I'll kick all their asses at Bingo. They'll shudder at my shuffleboard skillz.

there's a character in the book "Angela's Ashes" I think it was Frank McCourts uncle who said he was too old to "give a fiddler's fart" anymore

Leroy?

[Tambourine Man]

too old to care?

Its funny - the thing i admire about certain older people is when they stop giving a damn what people think about them and just let it all fly.

You nailed it. If I ever have kids, I fully intend to let the "sidehair" (I'm bald) grow out and fashion a kickass combover. Pulling my pants up to the middle of my stomach is gonna be awesome. My walker will be fitted with fresh tennis balls everyday, so all the other tenants at the retirement home will marvel at how smoothly I make my way to Bingo.

And then I'll kick all their asses at Bingo. They'll shudder at my shuffleboard skillz.

there's a character in the book "Angela's Ashes" I think it was Frank McCourts uncle who said he was too old to "give a fiddler's fart" anymore

Ha! I've seen the movie but never read the book. It's been a few years, but I remember a scene where Frank's teacher said something like, "Ya don't see Christ on the cross sportin' shoes, do ya' boys?"...Frank had no shoes. It was a laugh/cry scene. My mom has the book, so I may need to borrow it from her.

I think I'm too old to dunk. I'm also too old to outplay Perry Turnbull (he has a very heavy shot), but I'm young enough to bum him smokes again.

[cardinalkarp]

...sleep in late.

It pisses me off to no end that I can't sleep past about 8:30 or 9am even when I want to.

[Spider John]

Someone said they were too old to jump in the ball pit anymore. I'm so old that I remember when....

there wasn't a ball pit at Mcdonalds

or the Big Mac

or the Quarter pounder

and PBS didn't have Sesame Street yet.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Someone said they were too old to jump in the ball pit anymore. I'm so old that I remember when....

there wasn't a ball pit at Mcdonalds

or the Big Mac

or the Quarter pounder

and PBS didn't have Sesame Street yet.

Are you Moses?

[Spider John]

Someone said they were too old to jump in the ball pit anymore. I'm so old that I remember when....

there wasn't a ball pit at Mcdonalds

or the Big Mac

or the Quarter pounder

and PBS didn't have Sesame Street yet.

Are you Moses?

We were in high school togehter.