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Michael wrote:My co-workers leave out too many tasty unhealthy snacks to eat.

The office I just transferred to has drawers of crap that's just there. Sodas in the fridge. Chips and candy bars in the drawer. I'm pretty good about not going nuts on that stuff, but I wish it wasn't there. We can't trade those funyuns in for some wasabi peas or something? Come on.

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Gashouse wrote:

Molly wrote:Body lotions with a pump dispenser. The tube does not go to the very bottom of the container. You have about 1/4 left and you have to take the tube out and dump the lotion into your hand.

My wife put the lotion dispenser close to the hand soap. I can't keep them straight and put lotion on wet hands about 50% percent of the time.

My wife puts the lotion in the basket....

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MrSaigon wrote:Teaching my wife to drive. Oh my god. Give me the ebola and malnutrition.

How old is your wife?

Foreign. In fact, perhaps I should give up because I don't know if she's allowed in The Donald's America.

Hmm... Rethinking my outlook on this election.

Do you have a mail order bride?

If I was any kind of speller I would have. What I have is a MALE order bride. I have an interesting love life for a straight guy and a keen interest in modern bathroom issues. Hash tag, first world problems.

I fell asleep on the couch last night watching the game and must have hit some button on my remote because the picture is now a bit out of focus and I can't figure out how to get it back to normal.

My favorite website is shutting down.

Ever get your tv back in focus?

AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:Ever get your tv back in focus?

Dang near posted the same question.

lukethedrifter wrote:

AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:Ever get your tv back in focus?

Dang near posted the same question.

lol...I did, and it was more frustrating that it should have been.

My wife pledged to do a "random acts of kindness" this AM when she was out and about, and couldn't find any one that seemed to need it. I had to laugh - she was in Starbucks drive thru and was going to pay for the order behind her- and it was lady in huge fancy SUV yacking away on cellphone. At the grocery store, a douchebag guy also on his phone ahead of her. She thought paying for grocery order of a crabby white guy at the store, but sensed he was a Trump guy.

I'm frustrated by the fact that my grocery store's eatery has their two best specials on the same day. How can I be expected to pick between taco tuesday and 5 dollar pizza? Sometimes life isn't fair.