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The Onion wrote:Barack Obama Tiger Beat Cover Clinches Slumber Party Vote

WASHINGTON—According to a poll released Monday by Teen Zogby!, both Barack Obama's approval and dreaminess ratings among slumber party–attending tweens have risen to 82 percent following last week's publication of the Tiger Beat cover pictorial "Hangin' With Barack!"

"Barack is sooooo hot!" said 12-year-old Tiger Beat subscriber Beth Majors upon reading the issue, which included a "supercute" poster of Obama leaning against the Lincoln Memorial and an interview in which he revealed that his most inspirational hero is "you." "He so totally has my support. Obama in '08!"

Obama is expected to remain a solid favorite with the giggling-and-talking-until-4 a.m. voting bloc, as hunky war hero John McCain, his closest contender, is widely considered by the slumber party demographic to be a gross dork.

redbirdjazzz wrote:

obucard wrote:What campaign ads would look like if the voting age was 6.

This would go over beautifully with the u-8 soccer leagues!

Hudler wrote:If liberals/democrats didn't insult people by talking down to them every chance they got just because that person doesn't believe the same things they do,maybe people would like them more.

forgot the blue font

doe_boy wrote:McCain snubs Letterman.

Don't get Dave mad!

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PujolJunkie wrote:

doe_boy wrote:McCain snubs Letterman.

Don't get Dave mad!

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Dave completely went ballistic on McCain.