JL21 wrote:There's a 50/50 shot I'm the oldest person at my new job. There's only one other contender and if I were guessing, I would guess she's younger than me.
The other day, Festivus came up 2/3 of the people here had no clue what it was.
I would have a lot of problems with those people...
JL21 wrote:
Once my beard became a Santa beard, I became the ancient looking dude that turns out to be younger than people think.
I went from looking 21 to looking 40 in the span of like three years. Are people going gray a lot quicker these days? I'm bad enough but some of my friends from college are even farther along. I bet it's somehow RedBull's fault.
A 4 year old challenges you to a foot race to the mail box and you've got to kill yourself to beat him. My wife looked worried while I was catching my breath. The little punk.
Joe Shlabotnik wrote:A 4 year old challenges you to a foot race to the mail box and you've got to kill yourself to beat him. My wife looked worried while I was catching my breath. The little punk.
I got in a bit of a foot race with my nephew over the weekend. It didn't end well for me.