Rant/Rave: My 3rd favorite month

[cardsfansince82]

my wife says she's taking me camping tomorrow for my birthday. i hope it's a ruse.

Happy Birthday. Hope she has air conditioned tent.

Happy birthday luke. This was the best August weather ever for about 2.5 weeks and now it sucks ass. I even wore jeans and a jacket a few of those days.

[lukethedrifter]

I really hope it's a ruse.

[jim]

Luke, as a man married a long time let me tell you how to handle this situations. First, show her that you appreciate her that she is thinking of you. After establishing this, be honest. Something like: "Wow honey I really appreciate you coming up with plans to do something I love to do (see how I did that there luke, now come clean..), but that's really a dumb ass idea because nobody wants to sleep outside when it's this mother [expletive] hot and humid. (see that, honesty and to the point).

You can even follow it up with an alternative such as "...how about we invite your cute friend Cindy over for a three way?" or "...let's go to a ballgame instead".

There you go luke.

[lukethedrifter]

I told her it was a bad idea and she didn't cry so I'm assuming we are doing something else. I'll keep you posted.

[Schlich]

RIP luke