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All I did was pick her up and carry her around the party.

For some reason people thought it was insanely hilarious.

jim wrote:All I did was pick her up and carry her around the party.

For some reason people thought it was insanely hilarious.

I call shenanigans. There is more to this...

G. Keenan wrote:

jim wrote:All I did was pick her up and carry her around the party.

For some reason people thought it was insanely hilarious.

I call shenanigans. There is more to this...

I dunno. Jim didn't mention how or with what he carried her around the room.

Everyone needs a buddy like IRONMIKE for bachelor party festivities.

jim wrote:All I did was pick her up and carry her dead body to the trunk of my car.

For some reason people thought it was insanely hilarious.

Fixed.

Yep, this thread continues to be creepy.

It was the manner in which he picked her up......probably wasnt her 1st choice of methods.......bear in mind she weighed about 95 pounds and jim was a champion dumbell curler!!!!

95? Try 75 - maybe. Someone really needed to get her a bowl of soup or a loaf of bread.

jim wrote:95? Try 75 - maybe. Someone really needed to get her a bowl of soup or a loaf of bread.

I remember that they turned the music on and 15 seconds later she was naked and just standing there.......not a very well thought out striptease on her part....

M1IRONMIKE wrote:

jim wrote:95? Try 75 - maybe. Someone really needed to get her a bowl of soup or a loaf of bread.

I remember that they turned the music on and 15 seconds later she was naked and just standing there.......not a very well thought out striptease on her part....

Lol, nice. She obviously didn't take maddash's stripper theory course in college.

M1IRONMIKE wrote:

jim wrote:95? Try 75 - maybe. Someone really needed to get her a bowl of soup or a loaf of bread.

I remember that they turned the music on and 15 seconds later she was naked and just standing there.......not a very well thought out striptease on her part....

Haha

M1IRONMIKE wrote:

jim wrote:95? Try 75 - maybe. Someone really needed to get her a bowl of soup or a loaf of bread.

I remember that they turned the music on and 15 seconds later she was naked and just standing there.......not a very well thought out striptease on her part....

That's really hilarious.

Until you think about how pathetic it is.