The Toilet Seat

[lukethedrifter]

What about the backsplash in a urinal??????

I was just thinking about starting a rant about this yesterday.

Just aim down and to the side, I can't see how this is ever an issue for anyone over 5' tall.

Some urinals are set so low that if you are tallish and don't have a real long ... well, let's just say you almost need to bend your knees or step back to improve your angle.

[JackofDiamonds]

What about the backsplash in a urinal??????

I was just thinking about starting a rant about this yesterday.

Just aim down and to the side, I can't see how this is ever an issue for anyone over 5' tall.

Some urinals are set so low that if you are tallish and don't have a real long ... well, let's just say you almost need to bend your knees or step back to improve your angle.

Stop peeing in elementary schools.

[Donnie Ebert]

What about the backsplash in a urinal??????

I was just thinking about starting a rant about this yesterday.

Just aim down and to the side, I can't see how this is ever an issue for anyone over 5' tall.

Some urinals are set so low that if you are tallish and don't have a real long ... well, let's just say you almost need to bend your knees or step back to improve your angle.

Stop peeing in elementary schools.

Well, if he's missing, he's actually peeing on elementary schools.

[go birds]

Cool '07 bump.

I was actually going to rant about this shortly, so it's nice timing.

apparently someone has located my secret bathroom spot and tried making it their own by marking their territory.

And by this i mean... proceed if you dare...

[SHOW]

they leave feces on the toilet. It's almost as if they are wiping the toilet seat with the toilet paper AFTER ya know. It is so freakin gross. And so incredibly mind-boggling.

Seriously, it makes me so irate.

What is your problem pal? Did you call in sick on potty training days?

I've thought about hanging a sign above the toilet, but i'm not sure how i'd be able to transport it from my office to the bathroom without someone inquiring.

WTF mate??

[JackofDiamonds]

What about the backsplash in a urinal??????

I was just thinking about starting a rant about this yesterday.

Just aim down and to the side, I can't see how this is ever an issue for anyone over 5' tall.

Some urinals are set so low that if you are tallish and don't have a real long ... well, let's just say you almost need to bend your knees or step back to improve your angle.

Stop peeing in elementary schools.

Well, if he's missing, he's actually peeing on elementary schools.

Well, technically, he would be peeing on the inside of the school. And what constitutes the "school?"

[lukethedrifter]

What about the backsplash in a urinal??????

I was just thinking about starting a rant about this yesterday.

Just aim down and to the side, I can't see how this is ever an issue for anyone over 5' tall.

Some urinals are set so low that if you are tallish and don't have a real long ... well, let's just say you almost need to bend your knees or step back to improve your angle.

Stop peeing in elementary schools.

Well, if he's missing, he's actually peeing on elementary schools.

Well, technically, he would be peeing on the inside of the school. And what constitutes the "school?"

The Third Man?

[Hungary Jack]

If I were a woman and entering a coed bathroom, I would much rather find the toilet seat up than down.

[BooCubs]

i put both the lid and the seat down when i get done. My theory is that if i have to do something with the lid when i go, now so do the chicks in my house.

[MrMojoRisin]

If you pee on the seat enough they'll learn to lift it when they're done.

[AdmiralKird]

I know there is a social fixation for men to pee standing up, but why not just sit down at home and then use the urinals in public restrooms? All problems solved, no extra work required on anyone's part.