UPDATE: (Page 35) Everybody Hurts

[planet planet]

Alright, I'll give an update to get this thread back on track. I did have a problem finishing that night, but I did not have a problem getting it up.

It was forty five minutes of T mother grubbin Gantz in the promised land ya'll.

Next time I'm going to make it rain on that ho. Forealzies though, I actually really like her. And before Saint Michael chimes in about me objectifying women, I obviously don't talk to her like that. I am a gentleman.

Tgantz, just so you know it's not very cool to give those kind of deets about someone you like, or for that matter anyone. I completely understand the prodding that was going on here, but you can also agree to not kiss and tell. I'm sure this will prompt numerous posts about what a buzz kill I am, but I've watched enough misogynist [expletive] going down here and this is my line in the sand.

[M1IRONMIKE]

Alright, I'll give an update to get this thread back on track. I did have a problem finishing that night, but I did not have a problem getting it up.

It was forty five minutes of T mother grubbin Gantz in the promised land ya'll.

Next time I'm going to make it rain on that ho. Forealzies though, I actually really like her. And before Saint Michael chimes in about me objectifying women, I obviously don't talk to her like that. I am a gentleman.

Tgantz, just so you know it's not very cool to give those kind of deets about someone you like, or for that matter anyone. I completely understand the prodding that was going on here, but you can also agree to not kiss and tell. I'm sure this will prompt numerous posts about what a buzz kill I am, but I've watched enough misogynist [expletive] going down here and this is my line in the sand.

PARTY POOPER

[Tambourine Man]

It really has gone a bit overboard and not in just this thread. We've got a pretty cool little boys club going on here(and most of this banter is crap you'd hear in a locker room when you are a boy), so a little restraint might/would be appreciated when it comes to comments regarding the fairer sex.

But FB's advice thread is fair game. He's in character and people know what to expect.

[cards2468]

It really has gone a bit overboard and not in just this thread. We've got a pretty cool little boys club going on here(and most of this banter is crap you'd hear in a locker room when you are a boy), so a little restraint might/would be appreciated when it comes to comments regarding the fairer sex.

But FB's advice thread is fair game. He's in character and people know what to expect.

By character, you mean himself, right?

[Tambourine Man]

It really has gone a bit overboard and not in just this thread. We've got a pretty cool little boys club going on here(and most of this banter is crap you'd hear in a locker room when you are a boy), so a little restraint might/would be appreciated when it comes to comments regarding the fairer sex.

But FB's advice thread is fair game. He's in character and people know what to expect.

By character, you mean himself, right?

Haha, yeh, pretty much. But I know for a fact FB is hamming it up for our entetainment.

/ said "hamming" to please the Bacon Gods

[cards2468]

It really has gone a bit overboard and not in just this thread. We've got a pretty cool little boys club going on here(and most of this banter is crap you'd hear in a locker room when you are a boy), so a little restraint might/would be appreciated when it comes to comments regarding the fairer sex.

But FB's advice thread is fair game. He's in character and people know what to expect.

By character, you mean himself, right?

Haha, yeh, pretty much. But I know for a fact FB is hamming it up for our entetainment.

/ said "hamming" to please the Bacon Gods

Judas!

[Fat_Bulldog]

Alright, I'll give an update to get this thread back on track. I did have a problem finishing that night, but I did not have a problem getting it up.

It was forty five minutes of T mother grubbin Gantz in the promised land ya'll.

Next time I'm going to make it rain on that ho. Forealzies though, I actually really like her. And before Saint Michael chimes in about me objectifying women, I obviously don't talk to her like that. I am a gentleman.

Tgantz, just so you know it's not very cool to give those kind of deets about someone you like, or for that matter anyone. I completely understand the prodding that was going on here, but you can also agree to not kiss and tell. I'm sure this will prompt numerous posts about what a buzz kill I am, but I've watched enough misogynist [expletive] going down here and this is my line in the sand.

PP,
Stay out of this thread. It's not for you.

[Tambourine Man]

Judas!

See. I bet Judas played it really cool like. Whatever hottie he met down at the camel races...

Judas: Look, J Money. I've got this sweet thang on the line, but I blew my wad on the #5 camel. Paul said it was a gimme bet, but he's been [expletive] the bed lately. So I was thinking maybe you could turn this water into wine to help me seal the deal with this chick.

Jesus: Eh, you know I really shouldn't and my dad might get kinda pissed if I do.

Judas: Man, I saw you do it for that leper last week. And then his arm fell off and he spilled his wine all over the place. I saw you cover your mouth so the lepers would't see you laughing. Just this time and I'll never ask again. Promise.

Jesus: That chick...She's Roman, yeah?

Judas: You know it. She even bathes weekly, and I've been dying to bag a Roman chick for awhile now.

Jesus: Okay, okay...<does the robot and turns water into wine> Just play it cool, man. And don't get so trashed that you start telling those soldiers stuff that might put us on their radar. Ah, sorry, radar hasn't been invented yet but it will be. Just don't say anything that might make the stars shine on me, ya dig?

Judas: Thanks, J! I owe you big time! <fist bump>

Jesus: Yeah, yeah...Just change the straw and act like you've been there before.

[docellis]

Kevin Bacon and John Hamm should make a movie.

[cards2468]

Kevin Bacon and John Hamm should make a movie.

based on the teachings of Fat_Bulldog? I'd go see it.