Pujols5 opens today?

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » August 29 06, 3:05 pm

The Mark McGwire 96-ounce-bovine-growth-hormone-enhanced steak

Post by **heyzeus** » August 29 06, 3:06 pm

RC21 wrote:The Mark McGwire 96-ounce-bovine-growth-hormone-enhanced steak

OH NO YOU DI'NT!

(nice one, nice)

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » August 29 06, 3:06 pm

The Kerry Robinson Burger.... the burger that thinks it's NY Strip.

Post by **Michael** » August 29 06, 3:07 pm

haha RC I'm laughing so hard coworkers are looking at me.

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » August 29 06, 3:08 pm

The Tino Martinez Special

For $35, you get a plate of generic baked beans. For an additional $10, you can pay the bus boy to take the plate away when you're done.

omaha_red · Post by **omaha_red** » August 29 06, 3:10 pm

RC21 wrote:The Tino Martinez Special

For $35, you get a plate of generic baked beans. For an additional $10, you can pay the bus boy to take the plate away when you're done.

okay, now please come up with one for julian tavarez..

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » August 29 06, 3:10 pm

The Jason Isringhausen.

A plate of the finest food is served to you, and then right as you're about to take your last bite, your waiter punches you in the face.

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » August 29 06, 3:15 pm

I can't believe it, but I'm drawing a blank on Tavarez. You'd think he'd be ripe for this type of thing. Kline too.

omaha_red · Post by **omaha_red** » August 29 06, 3:16 pm

RC21 wrote:I can't believe it, but I'm drawing a blank on Tavarez. You'd think he'd be ripe for this type of thing. Kline too.

mmmm.. julian tavarez face scalloped potatoes..

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » August 29 06, 3:18 pm

I missed all of this fun.

How 'bout the Aaron Miles short stack of potato pancakes.