Your Worst Nightmare

[JackofDiamonds]

Dammit.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

BWAHAHAHAHA

[bump zing]

[thrill]

Whenever I'm in a room with a bunch of people who I know I can't be condescending to and they are saying retarded things about sports, politics, current events etc.

Happens way too frequently at work. HOW CAN YOU BE THIS DUMB AND BE ABLE TO FIRE ME?

[haltz]

Happens way too frequently at work. HOW CAN YOU BE THIS DUMB AND BE ABLE TO FIRE ME?

Try having this feeling while serving them their dinner.

[Jocephus]

my worst nightmare is waking up without my penis

[cpebbles]

Waking up with Jocephus's penis.

[thrill]

Happens way too frequently at work. HOW CAN YOU BE THIS DUMB AND BE ABLE TO FIRE ME?

Try having this feeling while serving them their dinner.

One time, my super dumbass conservative boss was trying to discuss Obama with a super dumbass liberal we work with. They were discussing whether or not Obama was turning us into commie pinkos when my boss suddenly got fed up and laid it out like this: "L-L-L-LISTEN TODD, IT'S LIKE THIS. ON ONE SIDE YOU'VE GOT SOCIALISM. ONE THE OTHER SIDE YOU'VE GOT COMMUNISM AND IN THE MIDDLE YOU'VE GOT...

YOU'VE GOT...

YOU'VE GOT CHAOS! OBAMA WANTS CHAOS!"

I [expletive] you not.

[cards2468]

Being sodomized with a large blade covered in hot sauce

[heyzeus]

My friend, who also lives in my neighborhood here in Austin, just posted this picture. It's what he found in his garage this morning.



Why yes, that is a rattlesnake next to a scorpion.

[lukethedrifter]

that is awesome