Sudden, strange use of words or phrases

[sighyoung]

I had a friend in college who, whenever he saw a beautiful woman, would say, "I'd eat the corn out of her s&^%."

That is vile.

He was vile, believe me.

He had another nugget of wisdom: "Everybody needs a friend who's an *sshole, and I'm yours."

[jim]

I had a friend in college who, whenever he saw a beautiful woman, would say, "I'd eat the corn out of her s&^%."

That is vile.

He was vile, believe me.

He had another nugget of wisdom: "Everybody needs a friend who's an *sshole, and I'm yours."

I have a friend like that - vile. He had an expression that if I used it I might get kicked off the board. It was THE most vile expression I have ever heard in my life. Frizzy red headed guy with fake front teeth, and when his teeth were out and he muttered this most disgusting phrase .... (shudder).

[Sutter'sBeard]

I will be using all of these in cursing situations very soon. May even look for situations to say them.

I've been saying "He really sh%t down his leg on that one" or similar phrases to explain when someone in sports screws up or chokes.

[haltz]

He had an expression that if I used it I might get kicked off the board.

PM please.

I like to use a more vulgar version of "screwed the pooch." There's also one similar to Sigh's, but it involves low mein and a bodily orifice.

[JL21]

I will be using all of these in cursing situations very soon. May even look for situations to say them.

I've been saying "He really sh%t down his leg on that one" or similar phrases to explain when someone in sports screws up or chokes.

I prefer $%*t the bed in that same situation.

[G. Keenan]

My old lady uses the phrase "sh_t ton" waaay too much. As in, "I have a sh_t ton of work to do today". It really gets on my nerves.

I didn't start hearing this until maybe two years ago and I refuse to use it. I prefer the alternative, "s*** load." Load is an inherently funnier word.

[JL21]

My old lady uses the phrase "sh_t ton" waaay too much. As in, "I have a sh_t ton of work to do today". It really gets on my nerves.

I didn't start hearing this until maybe two years ago and I refuse to use it. I prefer the alternative, "s*** load." Load is an inherently funnier word.

If I go that route, I use "a$$load".

[thrill]

I hate how people started using the word "random" all of a sudden.

Like, oh my god, I saw that guy from chemistry class at the mall today! It was the most random thing ever!


NO IT WASN'T. BUY A DICTIONARY. YOU BOTH HAD REASONS TO BE AT THE MALL AT THE SAME TIME, THUS NOT RANDOMLY.

[planet planet]

I hate how people started using the word "random" all of a sudden.

Like, oh my god, I saw that guy from chemistry class at the mall today! It was the most random thing ever!


NO IT WASN'T. BUY A DICTIONARY. YOU BOTH HAD REASONS TO BE AT THE MALL AT THE SAME TIME, THUS NOT RANDOMLY.

But random when it applies to myself is the proper use of the word. Random was my nickname in college.

[thrill]

I hate how people started using the word "random" all of a sudden.

Like, oh my god, I saw that guy from chemistry class at the mall today! It was the most random thing ever!


NO IT WASN'T. BUY A DICTIONARY. YOU BOTH HAD REASONS TO BE AT THE MALL AT THE SAME TIME, THUS NOT RANDOMLY.

But random when it applies to myself is the proper use of the word. Random was my nickname in college.

So you did things with zero premeditation and no motivation at all. They just sort of happened on their own and you had no control over them?