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MrCrowesGarden wrote:

Popeye_Card wrote:

Tambourine Man wrote:

jim wrote:

Elphie15 wrote:Dare I say that there have been instances where I've heard women do this too? Or is it irrelevant because we are already in stalls?

Women don't fart elphie. It's not ladylike.

If a lady farts in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?

If a woman farts at Lilith Fair (where there are no men around to hear it), is it still funny?

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No, but I've heard from Oprah that women's farts cure cancer.

An Oprah fan, eh?

To the original question posed: It's disgusting. Go to the stall, whether it's a full on fart or an SBD.

Bathroom Smells Like [expletive]

GALENA PARK, TX–The second-floor men's room of a Sysco Vending office building smells like [expletive], disgusted employee Art McCune reported Tuesday. "Jesus Christ, it smells like actual human feces in here," McCune said. "I'm serious–it's like someone walked in, dropped his pants and underwear, straddled a bowl, excreted nearly a pound of fecal matter out of his anus, and then walked right out again." Building custodian Byron Withers apologized for the foul odor, assuring Sysco staffers that by the following morning, the bathroom would be back to smelling like bleach.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31523

I guess this is better than discussing urinary flatulence.

docellis wrote:I guess this is better than discussing urinary flatulence.

Ouch. I just tried to imagine what that could mean and I think I felt a phantom pain down there.

Jocephus wrote:this is a TMI thing, but im gonna say it anyways...


one time, at my work bathroom, im in the stall...then these people come in, and are snickering about the smell...and then they left real quick...and im like "hey, whats it supposed to smell like? roses?"

I would wear that like it's a badge of honor.

Way to make 'em scatter! My only fear would have been they heard me laughing out loud as they exited the door.

StL Dan wrote:I would wear that like it's a badge of honor.

What would one wear as the "badge" in that case?

RC21 wrote:

StL Dan wrote:I would wear that like it's a badge of honor.

What would one wear as the "badge" in that case?

Perhaps a bit of soiled toilet paper draped casually from a shirt pocket.

I like to hold one until somebody else farts first, then say something like, "what was that, in the key of G? ... I think I can work with that..." and then I'll cut mine.

"Okay sorry I was a little flat... can we try that once more, from the top...."

I'm crying over here. The last two comments especially just slayed me! Is it weird that I find potty humor funny?

If you haven't seen this, it's a funny clip on this topic.

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