Rave: Taking a [expletive] at home

[stlouie_lipp]

I never go at work - never.

[cardsfansince82]

unfortunately i could go into a lot of SABR detail on this subject...but i'll refrain and only agree that yes, at home is much much better.

Mike Scioscia's DUMPS+ was right around league average for much of the 1980s.

Scioscia was all [expletive], no flush but I wouldn't expect you to be man enough to admit that you're wrong. The only reason Scioscia had a long career is because his manager saw something of himself in the guy.

[cardsfansince82]

I never go at work - never.

I used to avoid it, but at my current job I have an out of the way rarely used bathroom that's always clean. Now I go in there 2-3 times a day just to waste 15 minutes .

My current home toilet kind of sucks because that part of the house always stays cold even with the heat on. But homefield advantage is still always preferable.

[sighyoung]

unfortunately i could go into a lot of SABR detail on this subject...but i'll refrain and only agree that yes, at home is much much better.

Mike Scioscia's DUMPS+ was right around league average for much of the 1980s.

Scioscia was all [expletive], no flush but I wouldn't expect you to be man enough to admit that you're wrong. The only reason Scioscia had a long career is because his manager saw something of himself in the guy.

1980s metrics couldn't measure Scioscia's gale-force flatulence. Known at his height as "Gideon's Trumpet," Scioscia was known to poot with derision at umpires' adverse calls, and legendary for the intensity and accuracy of his aeriform blasts, which could knock off the toupees of scouts sitting directly behind home plate.

[docellis]

Plunger was the only guy at our place of employment who came to work at 7am. He arranged his schedule this way so he could poop (with more privacy) at work and get paid to.

I agree with pebbles about pooing at work. I will take sick time to come home and do it. I will not do it in a public place unless there is a serious ailment.

[The Third Man]

I think frequently pooping at work is the sign of a sociopath.

Au contraire, I think having a weird hang-up about going in public is the sign of some bizarre hang-up.

edit: Hang-up is a sign of hang-up. Wow I'm a [expletive] poet.

[haltz]

there's a kid down on the farm named Matt Adams who's just punishing toilets, at home and away. If you look at his splits you'll see that he has no hole in his game or weakness to exploit.

[jim]

I've worn my welcome out at home, thus prefer being on the road. I would say that in order of places I frequent it would be 1) Work 2) Health Club 3) home. Most mornings I start off at the health club, and will hit work once in the afternoon. Sometimes in the evening a home event can't be avoided. Weekends are tough, I do go to the health club both Sat/Sun but obviously there is some home time there.

As far as reading material I have a Droid with 4G and the mlb app with mlbtv account and a 2GB plan so I'm pretty well set.

[jim]

That said, this week I've been timing my daily dumps to be at 9am.

Daily? I'm twice daily minimum, often thrice daily. I don't think it's good for you to not [expletive] enough. You need more fiber or something.

[cards2468]

That said, this week I've been timing my daily dumps to be at 9am.

Daily? I'm twice daily minimum, often thrice daily. I don't think it's good for you to not [expletive] enough. You need more fiber or something.

I only poop multiple times a day if I'm bored. Otherwise I just drop a gigantic load once a day. I used to keep a scale in my bathroom so I could weigh before and after to see how heavy my poops were. I think my record was like 7 lbs.