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planet p wrote:http://deadspin.com/my-kids-insane-chri ... 1476311653

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime." The [expletive] is this? What am I, Galactus? Do you understand the catastrophic universal implications of possessing a shape-shifting, time-traveling device? Even Rob Gronkowski knows that isn't to be toyed with. You could turn it into a separate moon any time you like and then the Earth would be [expletive] DESTROYED by the additional gravitation. You cannot be trusted with this at age 7. If such a thing existed and were affordable, I wouldn't have children. I would have a SPACE BROTHEL. There's a reason that we have the laws of physics in place. And you expect this thing to be portable as well? You cannot have this.

Radbird wrote:

planet p wrote:http://deadspin.com/my-kids-insane-chri ... 1476311653

lol

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime." The [expletive] is this? What am I, Galactus? Do you understand the catastrophic universal implications of possessing a shape-shifting, time-traveling device? Even Rob Gronkowski knows that isn't to be toyed with. You could turn it into a separate moon any time you like and then the Earth would be [expletive] DESTROYED by the additional gravitation. You cannot be trusted with this at age 7. If such a thing existed and were affordable, I wouldn't have children. I would have a SPACE BROTHEL. There's a reason that we have the laws of physics in place. And you expect this thing to be portable as well? You cannot have this.

Hit Bull Win Steak wrote:"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

She wants an old argument with your wife?

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